I think I may have posted this before but will repeat myself!
I always take in parcels for neighbours as they tend to be out all day. One time I took in a case of wine (neighbours were wine buffs). The delivery driver put a note through the door telling them where it was. Over the next few days I telephoned and left several messages asking that it be collected (I would see them drive out every day for work so knew they were home).
After it had been sitting at the foot of my stairs for a week I rang and left a message saying if it wasn't collected I would assume they didn't want it and would start drinking it - it was collected within the hour!
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?



