Break a wish (light-hearted)

Poof! You haven't fallen out, you clung to the window ledge and was pulled back by a waiter but sadly, your friend fell out into the bushes.

I wish I had the most expensive bottle of champagne..

Poof ! you did but I just used it to flush the loo

I wish I was slim

Poof! - you are now a stick insect!

I wish I was Lady Jane...

Poof! You are Lady Jane Grey, Queen for nine days, then executed. Sleep well.

I wish it stays dry for todays Christmas lunch.

Poof! The weather stays dry and so is the lunch as there is no alcohol!!

I wish that my "Strength and Balance Class" that I am starting tomorrow is successful and I feel stronger.....

Poof ! Your now so strong that everything you touch breaks.

I wish I had a prize winning garden

Poof! Your garden has won the prize for the greatest number of dandelions per square inch!

I wish my shoes were still waterproof.

Poof! A new pair of wellies.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted.

Poof! You can. You are now a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

I wish my Grandparents house hadn't been demolished

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I wish my Grandparents house hadn't been demol

Poof! It hasn't but the nation has been deprived of priceless treasures (think Sutton Hoo) which were under the foundations.

I wish I was psychic

Poof! you are but it's not always good news (Sorry x)

I wish I could get a big win on the Premium Bonds.....

Poof! You have won a large piece of paper telling you that your £25 prize has been reinvested in more Premium Bonds.

I wish my left shoe hadn't sprung a leak.

Poof! Your wish has been granted, your left shoe is now intact....the right, however, is full of holes.....

I wish someone would come and do all my washing up!

Poof! I have done your washing up but have broken your best mug!

I wish someone would cook my lunch.

Poof! I will cook your lunch but I am a terrible cook and you won't want to eat it!

I wish it would stop raining.

Poof! It has stopped raining. But you are now in Australia where it hasn't rained for years and you have to escape wildfires.

I wish I could ski.

You can and you are now at the top of a huge ski jump... And you're off!

I wish I hadn't eaten those dodgy tinned grapefruit slices yesterday.

Poof! Your wish is granted. You feel great. You had a nice apple pie.

I wish I could do a bungy jump (is that asking a bit much) but hubby says 'no bloody way!'.

Poof! You do a bungy jump but bounce up and down so many times it makes you feel sick

I wish I could run away with my secret lover...

You have met your lover but he's got a dreadful cold so plans cancelled. I wish I could have a trip in a glider plane soaring about over the earth for a while might be fun

Poof! You have been up in a glider and had a lovely time but it is coming down now. Over the sea...

I wish I had swept the floor today (couldn't be bothered).

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I wish I had swept the floor today

Poof! The floor is beautifully clean because I swept it and found your late Aunt's diamond ring - finders keepers.

I wish people on GN would stop going on about bl***y Brexit.

Good one! That's wishful thinking.

Poof! Brexit talk is banned.

I wish I stop eating sweets.

Poof! Your abscessed tooth keeps you from eating anything at all.

I wish all my holiday decorations were up.