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Break a wish (light-hearted)

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Wheniwasyourage Sun 24-Nov-19 15:18:15

This is a direct lift from Mumsnet. I'm not putting it on a Games thread, as I know that there are a lot of us who don't look at games, but I found it funny and cheering, and I think we all need something like that just now!

You have to make a wish, and the next poster grants your wish, but in a way which ruins it. S/he then posts another wish. For example:

I wish I could speak another language fluently.

Poof! Your wish is granted. You can speak another language fluently, but it's Klingon.

I wish I could go on a mountaineering holiday.

Poof! Your holiday is booked. In East Anglia.

I wish I had long, blonde hair.

Poof! Your hair is long and blonde. And growing on your feet.

I wish my garden was tidier.

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LadyGracie Mon 02-Dec-19 15:16:30

Poof! A new pair of wellies.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted.

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Wheniwasyourage Mon 02-Dec-19 13:50:25

Poof! Your garden has won the prize for the greatest number of dandelions per square inch!

I wish my shoes were still waterproof.

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ninathenana Mon 02-Dec-19 13:46:16

Poof ! Your now so strong that everything you touch breaks.

I wish I had a prize winning garden

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DanniRae Mon 02-Dec-19 12:31:57

Poof! The weather stays dry and so is the lunch as there is no alcohol!!

I wish that my "Strength and Balance Class" that I am starting tomorrow is successful and I feel stronger.....

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Elegran Mon 02-Dec-19 08:48:37

Poof! You are Lady Jane Grey, Queen for nine days, then executed. Sleep well.

I wish it stays dry for todays Christmas lunch.

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Jane10 Mon 02-Dec-19 08:19:19

Poof! - you are now a stick insect!

I wish I was Lady Jane...

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ninathenana Mon 02-Dec-19 06:56:57

Poof ! you did but I just used it to flush the loo

I wish I was slim

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BradfordLass72 Mon 02-Dec-19 06:47:12

Poof! You haven't fallen out, you clung to the window ledge and was pulled back by a waiter but sadly, your friend fell out into the bushes.

I wish I had the most expensive bottle of champagne..

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DanniRae Sun 01-Dec-19 18:25:34

Poof! You can ride horse BUT it's a rocking horse!!

I wish I hadn't fallen out with my best friend.....

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Chewbacca Sun 01-Dec-19 18:09:24

Poof! Your feet are a very average width. Which is a shame because they've discontinued average width shoes now and you can only buy EEEEEE fitting. :-(

I wish I could ride a horse.

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Elegran Sun 01-Dec-19 18:04:43

You have one ! Or rather, you thought it was secret but there are some spectacular photos on social media and some details that I don't think you would appreciate being made public.

I wish my feet were average width, not EEEEEE.

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DanniRae Sun 01-Dec-19 17:53:24

Poof! You have hedgehog in your garden but it's covered in fleas and your dog catches them!

I wish I had a secret lover wink

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Wheniwasyourage Sun 01-Dec-19 13:30:29

Poof! You can run a marathon, but it takes you 16 days and the crowds have all gone home by the time you finish.

I wish I had a hedgehog in my garden

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henetha Sun 01-Dec-19 12:45:48

Poof.... you could sleep all through the night if you hadn't
married the winner of the World Championship Snoring
Contest.

I wish I could run a marathon

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Chewbacca Sun 01-Dec-19 12:13:49

Poof! You live in a stunningly beautiful cottage. It's situated in the middle lanes of the M25.

I wish I could sleep properly, like all through the night.

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DanniRae Sun 01-Dec-19 08:59:37

Poof! you are taller than everyone and can't get clothes to fit!!

I wish I could live in a beautiful cottage......

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SalsaQueen Sun 01-Dec-19 08:55:25

Poof! You can run and jump - you're a horse in the Grand National.

I wish I was taller

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lemongrove Sun 01-Dec-19 08:23:31

Poof! You can sleep soundly all night long.... a pity you work nights stacking shelves in Tesco

I wish I could still run and jump

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Grammaretto Sun 01-Dec-19 07:40:49

Poof! You have a degree in English Lit but you are stranded on a desert island with no books.

I wish I could sleep through the night.

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Chewbacca Sat 30-Nov-19 23:07:52

Poof! You can speak Australian like a native. Pity really because you live in Africa.

I wish I had a degree in English literature.

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lemongrove Sat 30-Nov-19 22:48:55

Poof! You are extremely tidy, but now you can’t find anything

I wish I could speak Australian ?

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DanniRae Sat 30-Nov-19 22:17:28

Poof you are but no one wants anything you have knitted!!

I wish I could be better at keeping the house tidy.....

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Chewbacca Sat 30-Nov-19 21:43:01

Poof! You're tall. But your clothes no longer fit and your naked!

I wish I was good at knitting

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Tangerine Sat 30-Nov-19 21:37:48

We need another wish for this game to continue.

I wish I was tall

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BradfordLass72 Wed 27-Nov-19 08:37:29

I wish I was a glamorous film star

Poof! You are - Rin Tin Tin

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