It would have to be someone with the looks of Tom Cruise in 'Cocktail', the wildlife knowledge of David Attenborough and Steve Backshall, the Steelyness of Vladimir Putin, the homeliness of Bill Bryson, the peacefulness of Monty Don the ordinaryness of Barak Obama, the cooking skills of Mary Berry, the kindness and dress sense of my OH, the humour of the Seinfeld team (as was), the attitude of BJ, gardening skills of Adam Frost and love horses and cricket, massages and the outdoors.
Still looking....??