words à la ISIHAC

message - teenage years
forum - not sure who is meant to have this.
properties - appropriate neck adornments.
Brexit - what does the hammer do to glass?
organise - to make everything sound like a Wurlitzer
interesting - what I'm happy to be about 9pm
opposed - be made into a friend
tattoo - also includes poor quality goods
imagine - me boasting that I'm an Islamic spirit.

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morbid - a higher offer
node. - I knew it
fibula. - a little white lie

SirChenjin I finally got it ...

rectum nearly killed him
artery study of paintings
caesareansection neighbourhood of Rome
dilate to live long

hatband - no hats allowed here
hammock - taking the micky out of pigs
extrapolate - second helping for Polish diner

Explain - fabric, clothing that has had patterns added
Carpet - domestic animal travelling companion
Pomegranate - British grandmother had food
Convent - scammer letting off steam

petrified - placed into a small laboratory dish.
harmonica laughing at one of our regular poster's jokes.

beta blocker - order to attack a regular defensive batsman.
delight - West Indian candle
sandwich - when your Mum tells you it's time to leave the beach and you don't want to.
methane - Macbeth showing off
neighbours - extremely dull horses
forecasting - securing the bait on the hook.

Instead of putting just the word, which tells us nothing, can we PLEASE do it the way ISAHAC does and as seen in the original post, giving an explanation?

Thank you to those who understood this.

Negligent - when you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Menstrual problems on public transport - trainspotting.

Radio 4's 'I'm sorry I haven't a Clue'. Schoolboy humour and I love it!

Yes I get it, but what’s ISIHAC

Oh very good!

Flabbergasted - appalled at how much weight you've gained.

Pulling your jeans up with the power of your mind - levitation.

Fancy show put on by myopics - spectacular.

My username

I have a book of these so could go on for ages. Here are a few examples:
Bearings - Yogi's jewellery.
Benign - What it will be after eight.
Grating - A West Indian elephant.
Collywobbles - That dog is drunk.
Jocular - Scottish vampire.

Example : Are you out or In-dia ( in dear )

Not alone, Bluebelle....I think it might be the way you pronounce the words.

It's the rapist, BlueBelle.

Ice cream

Don’t get it ?

Groan...