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I hate it, I hate it, I bloody hate it!

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phoenix Sun 04-Aug-19 21:45:03

It is the spawn of the devil, devised by the most evil of goblins, just put on this earth to tease and torment!

Oh yes, it promises so much, " I will make your life easier" it says, "I will help you to avoid waste and keep things fresh" it says, "just put/wrap a bit of me over the plate/bowl/food item, and all will be well!" is says.

What it doesn't bloody say is "I will look quite innocent within my box, wrapped around my tube, until you actually want to use me. The first time you breach my cardboard chamber, I will be meek and docile, obedient to your demands. But beware, once you consign me again to the tomb of the kitchen drawer, I will be avenged!"

And it damn well is! Can you find its end? And if you do, does it actually come off the roll properly?

No of course it sodding doesnt, it's decided to do it's equivalent of the Dance of the Umpteen Veils, coming off bit by useless bit. You may decide to try (with environmental issues in mind) a sort of patchwork effort, using the damn small fiddly bits that came off when you were trying to get the amount you needed to cover the left over chopped onions/peppers/whatever, but don't bother, because by the time you have managed that, the items you were attempting to cover will either have shrivelled or flies will have landed on them!

BLOODY CLING FILM

And yes, I know that Lakeland and other retailers have absolutely wonderful dispensers, but right now, right this damn minute, there is only me and this particularly recalcitrant roll of the damn stuff, and I'm pretty pi**ed off!

Wheniwasyourage Mon 05-Aug-19 08:06:50

Never use it as I hate it too, but instead of the plates to cover bowls, we now use the CoverMate covers that NfkDumpling cleverly gives the link to (I still have trouble with doing links). They are great - plastic, but definitely not single-use.

crystaltips, I am pretty sure that real Sellotape is biodegradeable.

Grannyknot Mon 05-Aug-19 07:27:35

Beeswax wraps are quite easy to (and fun) to make. I'm a total convert. Haven't used cling film since.

Calendargirl Mon 05-Aug-19 07:26:09

Decades ago, Katie Boyle, (remember her?) did an advert for cling film where she covered a bowl with the stuff and upended it to show what a good seal it was. I decided to do my own take on this, filled a Pyrex basin with raw peas and sealed it with cling film. But when I flipped it over it didn’t work and ended up with peas all over the kitchen floor. DH thought it hilarious and reminds me of this whenever I attempt to use the blasted stuff, which is a rare occurrence.

loopyloo Mon 05-Aug-19 07:14:30

There is cling film and cling film. Cheaper is terrible and better quality stuff is much easier to use. The M&S stuff is perforated so easy to tear. But beeswax wrappers are good.

NfkDumpling Mon 05-Aug-19 06:46:25

A friend who’s a professional cook uses it a lot (or did). I watched her one day and she took off what she needed, then gave the end on the roll a sort of downward jerk. It wrinkled the end up along it’s length so it was no problem to find the end next time. It works! In the same way as turning over the end of the sellotape.

However, Lakeland do these www.lakeland.co.uk/71213/CoverMate-8-Assorted-Elasticated-Food-Covers-–-S-M-and-L so I rarely have to use the stuff now. (Mostly for paint effects for watercolours - it makes a really good water effect!)

Donkey’s years ago my elderly neighbour used to wash out plastic bags and hang them on the line for re-use. I’m now doing the same. Sad?

BradfordLass72 Mon 05-Aug-19 06:26:42

Tupperware is bad for the environment, it's made of that devil spawn, - plastic!!

Mine isn't even microwavable but then microwave are death to the environment as well I'm told.

I'd go back to my cave and live in skins but for the fact Animal Protection would be after me.

I've just never got into cling film, I suppose.

They'd probably love a convert over on the Kinky Sex thread.

BlueBelle Mon 05-Aug-19 06:00:46

I m another who has no problems I don’t use it much anyway had one at the back of the cupboard for yonks What do you need so much for?
I too use plates or saucepan lids a lot of the time so simple and I keep tubs and things from various takeaways, ice cream etc etc to keep things in in the fridge or freezer

crystaltipps Mon 05-Aug-19 05:48:17

It’s the same with sellotape. Stop buying the stuff. It’s bad for the environment can be the justification. Use a reusable cover or Tupperware type box.

BBbevan Mon 05-Aug-19 05:34:01

I think they quite like living in their kitchen drawer. Along with their friends Foil and the humble Greaseproof .It's when you take them out the trouble starts. They fight to get back. Leave them for a while. Find something else. Promote Foil. Then they may be a bit more obliging !!!!

BradfordLass72 Mon 05-Aug-19 01:24:57

I've never, ever had problems. But it's hilarious to read how many people do.

The idea of the OP struggling with a box of the stuff had me laughing out loud. But I sincerely hope it isn't true as Phoenix does not strike me as a lady easily beaten by a mere kitchen accessory.

Is it that in the UK they just don't manufacture kitchen wrap as well as the stuff imported into NZ?

Keep it on the horizontal, pull equally at each corner and slice off with the integral knifey thing. The ends stay easily available for the next use.

Even without the cutter, it's easy to keep it in the box and pull it out along the serrated edge.

Although to tell the truth, before I bought the one with the built-in, sliding knifey thing, I threaded a cord through the roll and hung it, on two hooks, at the back of my kitchen cupboard, to make it easier to deal with.

Just twisting the end makes it easy to see and grasp next time.

SueDonim Sun 04-Aug-19 23:38:51

Maddyone in that situation I'd use silicon covers or plates rather than cling film or I'd put it into my 40+yo grin Tupperware and decant into dishes at the last minute.

I've just never got into cling film, I suppose.

Katek Sun 04-Aug-19 23:30:35

Try beeswax wraps phoenix-much easier to use than cling film and kinder to the environment!

Bathsheba Sun 04-Aug-19 23:13:38

I bought a set of silicone covers like these.

Of course these days you can get the stretchy silicone covers, considerably cheaper, though I'm not sure how long they'd last. The ones I've got are brilliant, wouldn't be without them. So much better than wrestling with cling film - which is then just thrown in the bin to add to the world's ever-growing plastic problem ?

Nana3 Sun 04-Aug-19 23:01:14

I'm trying to give up plastic. I do the same as you grammaretto and put a plate over leftovers.

TwiceAsNice Sun 04-Aug-19 22:47:09

I use not isis damn text

TwiceAsNice Sun 04-Aug-19 22:46:36

Isis foil or lock and lock containers. Can’t stand the stuff it is the work of the devil!

MiniMoon Sun 04-Aug-19 22:43:29

I hate cling film with a passion! So much so that I have invested in some beeswax wraps. Three different sizes. Marvellous things. Small one is currently wrapping a piece of cheese. I have a medium and large size also. The large one is big enough to wrap an uncut loaf of bread.

I bought them at the Great Yorkshire Show a couple of weeks ago. You just wash or wipe them with warm soapy water, rinse and leave to dry. You can't use them in the microwave of course, but I've got a splatter thingy for that purpose.

MissAdventure Sun 04-Aug-19 22:41:51

I think I've had the same roll of cling film since about 1987.
Every now and then I try to actually get a decent sized piece off, but can never manage more than a tiny triangle.

Grammaretto Sun 04-Aug-19 22:37:30

I read that it was carcinogenic long before it was deemed an evil plastic adding to the earth's problems.
I manage without. I plonk a plate over the leftovers and put them in the fridge.

MissAdventure Sun 04-Aug-19 22:33:29

I wouldn't mind two.
Then it would be a pair of magic drawers.

Shoequeen53 Sun 04-Aug-19 22:27:43

I wish I had a magic drawer.

phoenix Sun 04-Aug-19 22:26:35

Jane10 I have only one thing to say envy or perhaps you have tamed the goblins!

callgirl1 Sun 04-Aug-19 22:24:33

I`m in complete agreement Phoenix. When it first came out, many eons ago, it was called Stretch and Seal, but will it stretch? Not over my bloody plates it won`t. I might think I`ve succeeded till I take the item out of the fridge or freezer at a later date, and find it`s sort of shrunk back on itself, GRRRRR!!!! I`ve given up and use foil nowadays.

Jane10 Sun 04-Aug-19 22:22:34

There must be something wrong with me but I don't have any trouble with cling film. Just no problem. Must be a magic kitchen drawer I keep it in.

Anniebach Sun 04-Aug-19 22:20:08

My sympathy Phoenix , in my opinion it should be made illegal