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I hate it, I hate it, I bloody hate it!

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phoenix Sun 04-Aug-19 21:45:03

It is the spawn of the devil, devised by the most evil of goblins, just put on this earth to tease and torment!

Oh yes, it promises so much, " I will make your life easier" it says, "I will help you to avoid waste and keep things fresh" it says, "just put/wrap a bit of me over the plate/bowl/food item, and all will be well!" is says.

What it doesn't bloody say is "I will look quite innocent within my box, wrapped around my tube, until you actually want to use me. The first time you breach my cardboard chamber, I will be meek and docile, obedient to your demands. But beware, once you consign me again to the tomb of the kitchen drawer, I will be avenged!"

And it damn well is! Can you find its end? And if you do, does it actually come off the roll properly?

No of course it sodding doesnt, it's decided to do it's equivalent of the Dance of the Umpteen Veils, coming off bit by useless bit. You may decide to try (with environmental issues in mind) a sort of patchwork effort, using the damn small fiddly bits that came off when you were trying to get the amount you needed to cover the left over chopped onions/peppers/whatever, but don't bother, because by the time you have managed that, the items you were attempting to cover will either have shrivelled or flies will have landed on them!

BLOODY CLING FILM

And yes, I know that Lakeland and other retailers have absolutely wonderful dispensers, but right now, right this damn minute, there is only me and this particularly recalcitrant roll of the damn stuff, and I'm pretty pi**ed off!

HazelG Mon 05-Aug-19 14:35:52

After I wrap something in cling film, but before I tear, I twist so that the end to be severed is now easily gotten, a bit like making a fold on the end of sellotape. I rarely use the box as it usually gouges my finger ends.
My friend used to get in such a tizz with her cling film that what she had in the drawer was nothing like the original article. She would ask me to disentangle it whenever I was there when she was using it.
I really am not in league with the devil as one of my dil's claims, ( I can also fold fitted sheets wonderfully grin) I have just learned how to win the fight against possessed items. lol

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Aug-19 15:26:18

I don't know if it helps but I think if you approach the cling film with too much aggression it likes to fight back.

A gentle touch allows a little of the roll to unravel and it behaves better.

Candelle Mon 05-Aug-19 15:30:47

I feel like you, Phoenix!

Brilliant post!

sarahellenwhitney Mon 05-Aug-19 15:54:40

Perhaps this is old news/advice but keep your cling film in the fridge. Don't know about sellotape as in my 'once tried never forgotten' experience all it achieved was turn the adhesive 'stick to anything it touches part' into a super glue substance making it too hard to unravel.

Davida1968 Mon 05-Aug-19 16:22:51

Another vote from me for the bees-wax cover sheets. Haven't used cling-film since learning how awful it is for the environment. (Sadly we've a spare, unused, large Lakeland cling-film roll, sitting in a cupboard.)

annsixty Mon 05-Aug-19 17:18:49

I must say in my defence on using controller satisfactorily, I have only flown once in the last 11 years and that was very short haul.
I do not have a car and I use public transport maybe once in 2 weeks.
My carbon footprint is quite low.

annsixty Mon 05-Aug-19 17:19:46

Where did controller come from??
Clingfilm!!!

EEJit Mon 05-Aug-19 18:18:13

My feelings exactly.

Marthjolly1 Mon 05-Aug-19 19:17:53

I havent been on here for months. So glad I dipped in today, a very funny scenario.
I'm a user of clingfilm as well as silicone covers. Just fold the end of the clingfilm back on its self after tearing off. The next time you want to use it it will be easy to just pull away from the roll

nana15 Mon 05-Aug-19 20:57:22

Leave a bit longer ,about 2 incheswhen you tear off and crunch it up you will be able to see it. or slow down as I have done and just do 2 things at a time and not 3,4 or 5!

Grandmama Mon 05-Aug-19 21:10:24

Put the roll on a chopping board as wide as the roll.
Pull out the required length of clingfilm.
Run a knife (doesn't have to be sharp) along where the clingfilm leaves the roll.
Should have a flat piece of clingfilm on your worktop.

Coco51 Mon 05-Aug-19 22:18:30

Try Pro Idee stanless steel dispenser - it’s expensive, but there is a little thumb hole to trap the errant film while tearing and then all you have to do is pull an inch or so over the tearing teeth on the outside to stop it retreating. I’ve got three, so film, foil and parchment are safely stashed.

etheltbags1 Mon 05-Aug-19 22:23:10

I hate it too but after this roll i wont buy any more. I can put a plate or a clean t towel over cooked food. I will not buy single use plastic

LuckyFour Mon 05-Aug-19 22:50:16

The cling film dispenser sold by Sainsburys is absolutely brilliant. I used to have all the problems with cling film described by Phoenix and others, but since using Sainsburys dispenser it all works like a dream. I use cling film numerous times a day - no problem.

Evie64 Mon 05-Aug-19 23:27:35

Phoenix, loved your post and completely agree with every word. You might like to add rolls of selotape to the mix?

4allweknow Tue 06-Aug-19 00:03:07

So frustrating. Do you use the always tear cling film back on itself trick. If you haven't it's this. If you are right handed hold box in your left hand with the lid falling to the left and the film coming up flowing to the right from below the main roll acting almost like a weight. (That's once you have found the edge). Pull the film taut then cut on serrated edge of box. Leave the cling film with enough stuck on edge before closing. Works for me. Technically you are pulling the film over the back of the film but it is still in it's box. Never pull up over the top of the roll, as the film will crinkle and stick.

rosemarigold Tue 06-Aug-19 03:25:50

When you buy a new roll of glad wrap just put it in the fridge just for an hour. It will glide out smoothly from then on! Then you can just keep the roll out of the fridge...it's like magic!

Faye Tue 06-Aug-19 03:51:33

I don’t like cling film either, along with other disposable plastic products it’s ending up in oceans, rivers and washed up on the seashores of some unfortunate countries. In this day and age it’s time to use something else.

The other problem with cling film and cling wrap is they contain chemicals. If it’s not BPA it’s other chemicals. I am loathe to wrap sandwiches, especially for my GC in cling film.

I use baking paper to wrap sandwiches and decor glass casserole oven to table dishes with lids on them to keep food fresh. I use them in the oven, fridge and freezer. I usually buy them when they are on special.

SparklyGrandma Tue 06-Aug-19 04:12:38

I use foil instead of cling film. It’s easier to get off the roll!

BradfordLass72 Tue 06-Aug-19 06:03:52

What did we do before clingfilm?

We used greaseproof paper and did a clever twisty tucking thing all around the top of the receptacle, as you do when steaming a pudding.

It was quite tight, if you did it correctly. And reusable.

granny4hugs Tue 06-Aug-19 06:29:55

Never use the hideous stuff and wouldn't eat food that had been wrapped in it - especially moisture high content food
www.sheknows.com/food-and-recipes/articles/1093667/cling-film-plastic-toxic-health-says-cancer-charity/

annep1 Tue 06-Aug-19 08:14:31

I keep it in the fridge.

Blinko Tue 06-Aug-19 08:22:25

This thread has encouraged me to chuck two of my five rolls out. They were from Netto! How long has Netto been gone?

The remaining three rolls, all opened and part used, are labelled that they contain 'no PVA'. Is that the same as BPA, mentioned upthread? Anyway, there are some good tips on here if I should use any of them again.

Thanks, everyone smile

Persistentdonor Tue 06-Aug-19 08:30:55

Oh Pheonix, sad I am so sorry to be laughing fit to bust!

Thank you. flowers

Nanny41 Tue 06-Aug-19 10:42:54

Please dont get me started on cling film.If anyone comes up with the perfect cling film solution, they should be given the Nobel Prize.