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Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

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trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 17:58:28

We post three people and then everyone has to say which one they would snog (in the dirty version it's shag) which they would marry and which they would avoid. When we've had a few posts we could have new people.
So First Up
Jeremy Corbyn, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt
I'd Snog Hunt, marry JC (it probably wouldn't last long) and avoid Johnson.
Anyone else?

Anniebach Mon 01-Jul-19 19:18:41

Marry Corbyn , couldn’t snog, that stain on his moustache under his nose

Snog Hunt his face is clean

Avoid Johnson

phoenix Mon 01-Jul-19 19:17:07

Damn ghing, sure I typed "Corbyn"

Gonegirl if that's charisma, heaven help us! I've seen used teabags with more!

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:15:26

Yeah. All that fitness he goes in for. Bound to have an effect.

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 19:14:34

Well who out of the three would you marry Phoenix? trisher didn't give us much of a choice! grin

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:14:12

"Babe magnet". That's why I fancy like him then.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:12:53

He's got charisma!

Loislovesstewie Mon 01-Jul-19 19:12:25

GillT57, why do think that JC wouldn't expect too much? I had an uncle who was still enjoying himself in his 80's. I was reliably informed by his wife that was the case.He was a very happy man!

phoenix Mon 01-Jul-19 19:11:29

Why on earth would any of you want to marry Jeremy Cornyn shockconfused

He looks as though he needs a good meal and a charisma implant!

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 19:07:54

The babe magnet Corbyn also knits!

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:04:45

Even Boris' initials are sleazy.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:03:36

Gill57 Eurghhh!!! (About Boris) Probably right though.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:02:31

Yeah! Corbyn would make jam for me. He'll do.

GillT57 Mon 01-Jul-19 19:00:14

Marry: Corbyn ( he wouldn't 'expect' much' and would be handy in the garden
Snog: Hunt as he is the better looking and cleanest of the three
Avoid: Boris, he is likely a bore, lazy, and always looks as if he smells ( and probably farts in bed then laughs).

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 18:59:44

Yep! And it's no good pulling that face. Off you go!

trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 18:57:39

Am I being sent to the naughty step? sad

Loislovesstewie Mon 01-Jul-19 18:53:13

We are never too old for frivolity!

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 18:47:30

Oh, I forgot Hunt is rich so I might marry him!

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 18:47:08

Yes exactly Oavg!

Norty trisher.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 18:46:10

Oh, Jeremy Corbyn is quite sweet. Not going farther than that though.

Oldandverygrey Mon 01-Jul-19 18:46:02

Could be Gonegirl, would expect this heading to be in Mumsnet.

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 18:45:30

Are we getting desperate here?? grin

JC - marry years ago but not now
Hunt - snog, if I had to
Bozzer - AVOID

BBbevan Mon 01-Jul-19 18:44:52

I didn't realise we had to stick to those 3. Sorry. I can only put them in degrees of obnoxiousness.

Most. JC
Next. BJ
Least JH. ( at least he always looks clean)

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 18:43:59

Maybe cos we're "old and very grey" Oldandverygrey! grin

Alima Mon 01-Jul-19 18:43:36

If that is all that is on offer I would likely start batting for the other team. Or join a nunnery. Third thoughts I think it’s better when trisher is banging on about politics instead of banging the politicians so to speak.

Oldandverygrey Mon 01-Jul-19 18:41:30

Gonegirl - neither have I.