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Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

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trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 17:58:28

We post three people and then everyone has to say which one they would snog (in the dirty version it's shag) which they would marry and which they would avoid. When we've had a few posts we could have new people.
So First Up
Jeremy Corbyn, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt
I'd Snog Hunt, marry JC (it probably wouldn't last long) and avoid Johnson.
Anyone else?

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:37:37

would you trust Boris if you had lovely daughters?

Mind you, they would give him short shrift.

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:37:01

grin
love amongst the gooseberry bushes

memo to self - check if you change your post halfway through grin

trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 19:35:41

Callistemon if you want to spend your days "making down" on an allotment who are we to judge you (I assume that is a euphemism for something??)

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:33:04

The babe magnet Corbyn also knits!
Definitely going to marry him - he can finish off all my unfinished projects.
Yes, yes, yes

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:31:55

GillT57 I spluttered my wine over my keyboard when I read your post!!

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 19:31:14

Marry Merkel - not my type really!
Snog Rocket boy - not a real snog just a peck on the cheek
Avoid Trump - will anyone choose to snog him I wonder!

GabriellaG54 Mon 01-Jul-19 19:29:22

Hmmm?
Snog Boris (no deep throat)
Marry Hunt (clean and respectable)
Avoid Corbyn (he'll end up looking like the dad in Steptoe & Son)

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:28:51

making ?
making soup?
growing fruit I meant to say grin

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:28:18

I could spend happy days making down on the allotment and making jam with Corbyn - as long as nothing else was involved. We could talk about the old days.

Hunt - possibly snog

Johnson - I'm too old for him grin and would have to keep him away from my daughters.

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 19:27:45

GG now you're really making life difficult with those three!

trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 19:27:43

Oh just seen them!

Marry Merkel
Snog the Rocket man
Avoid Trump

Anniebach Mon 01-Jul-19 19:26:43

Yes *Callistemon, London and Wales

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:26:23

Has no-one posting ever met a man who couldn't be called good looking but for some reason makes you feel tingly all over with lust? Well then!
Oh yes, but I'm not telling, his wife might be on GN!!

But not one of those three, sorry.

Do we have to?

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:26:23

I 'ave. Read the effin' thread. hmm

trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 19:24:56

Give us 3 more then Gonegirl (it's funnier if they are all awful!!!)

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:24:44

Marry Corbyn , couldn’t snog, that stain on his moustache under his nose
but have separate houses Anniebach?

Riverwalk Mon 01-Jul-19 19:23:39

No phoenix ya have to choose from what we've been given!

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:23:21

What about, Trump, the little Rocket Man, or Angela Merkel?

Loislovesstewie Mon 01-Jul-19 19:23:12

Has no-one posting ever met a man who couldn't be called good looking but for some reason makes you feel tingly all over with lust? Well then!

Callistemon Mon 01-Jul-19 19:23:01

You don't get to choose your own you have to use the three under consideration- Corbyn, Hunt and Johnson- choosing your own is too easy!
shock

I'll take the punishment instead.
500 lines or detention please

trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 19:22:34

Oh come on phoenix you get jam and the garden done. That's got to be a positive (and I fear *GillT57 may be right about Boris) (Settles quiely back onto the naughty step-Sigh!)

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:22:17

Oh yes. He has. Right. I'm out with these three.

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:20:57

Has he got a moustache? confused

Gonegirl Mon 01-Jul-19 19:20:22

Oh I forgot about his moustache.

phoenix Mon 01-Jul-19 19:19:42

Riverwalk, definitely agree that trisher didn't exactly spread much of a smorgasbord.

Can I plead the 5th?