Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

I have.

He likes the Archers.

Nope! Real life DH obsessed with the Archers. Not having another lot of that. Don't like his looks anyway.

Calli it's not supposed to be easy!

GG - Google him.

This is a toughie.

Bercow - snog, it's doable
Fabricant - marry so I can run my fingers through his hair
Nige - avoid, although it would be hard

John Bercow's quite sweet. And he actually lives in the Houses of Parliament. Be handy for popping out for a bit of west end shopping. I'll marry him.

Farage - you're joking!

Dunno who the third one is.

Bloomin' 'eck, Riverwalk
It gets worse

How about

John Bercow
Nigel Farage
Michael Fabricant

Right. Now we've sorted Angela Merkle's new job out, someone start another three.

Yes , definitely marry Angela, I think life would run very smoothly and efficiently with her, she would take charge of everything, and I could become a lady of leisure

The other two, more difficult, I suppose if I snogged Trump, he’d tweet about it, and everyone would know , but I couldn’t snog Rocket Man, that would be too weird

Can’t we have some half decent choices please?

Avoid Trump and rocket man, marry Merkel. I don't want to snog any of them, thank you.

Gonegirl That's what I thought!!! A little bit of efficiency and everything would be sorted and neat. Why wouldn't you marry her??

Avoid all. Possibly briefly snog Hunt because (as several others have said) at least he looks clean.

I sometimes think having a wife wouldn't be such a bad idea.

I too would marry Angela. She looks as though she would keep a nice house and we would have meals on time without me lifting a finger.

You can share the other two between you all.

Snog Boris- bite his tongue off, job done.
Marry Hunt - rich enough to put up with.
Avoid Corbyn- although I wouldn't mind as a next door neighbour for any left over allotment goodies

For those who haven't noticed Gonegirl has set a new three-Trump, Merkel and the little rocket man (I think that's Kim-Jong-un). And you thought I was bad

Yes, of course lois, many times, but it's often because they have charm, charisma or their sense of humour, Corbyn does not qualify on any count.

He also looks like the sort of person who might have random bits of food stuck in his beard.

(I worked with a chap like that, and on several occasions had to point out that cress from his sandwich had found its way into his facial hair, and at least twice he was sporting a rather jaunty baked bean)

Sorry trisher didn’t realise it was just those three!!

Snog - Boris (he has had a lot of practice so hopefully good !!)

Marry - Jeremy Hunt (he seems docile so should be malleable)

Avoid - Jeremy Corbyn (I just couldn’t!!!!)

Snog Boris (yuk)
Marry Hunt (yuk)
Avoid Jezza

It's ok callistemon I have been called worse! Riverwalk yes, vegans can be a bit windy I believe, all those artichokes play havoc, maybe that is why he has had three wives? GG54 I agree that he could end up looking like old man Steptoe, but at least he could knit himself a better cardi eh?

sorry about spelling, GillT57 it's not the , it's because I'm laughing so much

GiT57 It's a good thing I've finished my otherwise this keyboard could be wrecked by now

Gill you make Corbyn sound such a good catch! Now we know why he's had three wives.

Mind you, he's vegan and grows his own veg, could be a bit windy.

Hell's teeth!

I'd want nothing to do with any of those three men.

Is running for the hills an option? Or joining a nunnery? Please say 'yes'.

Sorry Callistemon. But, I bet he is a farter.

You see, my way of dealing with marrying Corbyn is to send him off to the allotment (while I briefly snog Hunt), and by the time Corbyn has dug over a few rods and perches and chains ( see how up to date I am with allotment terminology), and planted all my winter veg, harvested what I need, made soup with it, picked fruit and made jam.....then he will just be glad of a kind word and a cup of tea ( and maybe a lecture on where he has gone wrong to bore him to sleep). Oh, and he can knit me a nice Fairisle sweater for the winter before he drops off. So, that's him sorted without any 'unpleasantness'.