Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

No, no and just NO !!

Jo Brand
Miriam Margolyes
Ann Widdecombe
tough choices eh?

choices choices....................

I d marry Michael Portillo, snog Jeremy Paxman and avoid everyone else.

How anyone could think of doing anything with those 3 amazes me! But then I have become anti-man, if there’s such a word

Hunt - marry
Johnson - snog
JC - avoid

I feel sick

Me too, I’d push Corbyn off a cliff first, he’s the most 2 faced of the lot! Thought I’d married an ordinary bloke 37 years ago who, in the last 6 years, turned out to be an obsessive Labour Corbynista. It’s wrecked our marriage and if he wasn’t so disabled I’d have left him. No one is allowed an opinion, only his opinions are the right ones!

Snog or even marry Bercow, avoid Farage even if it means drowning myself. Don’t know Fabricant.

I’m amazed how many seem to find Corbyn a possible. To me, he’s at the bottom of the pile along with Trump and Farage, though for different reasons.

I’d rather drink a bottle of bleach than snog or marry any of them.

I know the game as "snog, marry, push off a cliff". Have had a good laugh reading this. I'd push them all off a cliff. Maybe someone more suited to running the country would then turn up.

Snog Fabricant, marry Bercow, avoid Farage as if he had the plague!

Get me to a Nunnery !

Snog Hunt, marry J.C, avoid Boris!

I'm sorry Trisher I know it's not quite in the spirit of the game but I'd run a mile from all three. In fact I could probably break the record for the 100 yard dash just to get away from them. Whilst screaming.

phoenix I'm worried that if we adopt your ideas we might get visits from the anti-terror squad thinking there is a conspiracy of grans intenet on castration!

Well marry Bercow- he must spend a lot of time in the H of P
Snog Fabricant (as long as he keeps his hair on)
Avoid Farage-he makes me cringe!

Oh no - with most of these I'd have to hie me to a nunnery as someone else said.

This is worse!

I too had to google Fabricant, didn’t much like what I read so I’ll avoid him I think

I suppose I could marry Bercow, I quite like short men, but I hope he wouldn’t use his speakers voice at home

That leaves Nige! Well he looks clean enough, it would have to be quick though

Marry Bercow, he seems a loyal husband

Farage ignore

Fabricant , a very quick snog

Fabricant - sounds like a laundry product. Fabric softener.

No. You can have him. And his mop. (Worse than Boris's)

Perhaps instead of "Snog, Marry Avoid" we might consider:

Incarcerate (various reasons may be given)

Elevate (Knighthood, Sainthood etc)

Castrate (various methods can be applied, chemical, clean surgical, rusty penknife with no anaesthetic, possibly a splash of Dettol/Carbolic/Jeyes fluid after.)

Bercow - marry (perhaps he'll make me laugh!)

No, no, can't even think about it

Well you've already married Bercow, for the perks, so you have to snog Fabricant.

John Bercow makes me think of the Hobbitt. That is a point in his favour. We could have fun rolling plates down the hall.