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Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

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trisher Mon 01-Jul-19 17:58:28

We post three people and then everyone has to say which one they would snog (in the dirty version it's shag) which they would marry and which they would avoid. When we've had a few posts we could have new people.
So First Up
Jeremy Corbyn, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt
I'd Snog Hunt, marry JC (it probably wouldn't last long) and avoid Johnson.
Anyone else?

Grandma70s Tue 02-Jul-19 19:15:03

It wouldn’t be nearly as funny if we had to choose from really sexy blokes.

Sulis Tue 02-Jul-19 18:34:21

Couldn't we choose some REALLY sexy blokes? Who the hell in their right minds would want to even say good day to any of those three, never mind snog!!!!!

Pix5 Tue 02-Jul-19 17:50:46

Would avoid all three.

Annaram1 Tue 02-Jul-19 17:39:19

Jeremy Corbyn? Oh Purlease!!! He has the sex appeal of a dead viper. Definitely avoid like the plague.

Boris - snog, he's quite good looking.

Marry - Boris. I find him cute.

quEEEniE Tue 02-Jul-19 17:30:34

Snog BJ
Marry JH
Avoid JC

Violettham Tue 02-Jul-19 16:58:20

never played it never heard of it and never want to.

Carolpaint Tue 02-Jul-19 16:17:33

Snog Boris he has had so much practice he must have some skill, he is a bit flubbery so it might be one of those turn ons when something is so repulsive it does. Jeremy for marriage he is at least pretty to look at, rich and wily. Sorry JC avoid, a steely wimp, scruffy too, although am a Socialist.

Forestflame Tue 02-Jul-19 16:00:22

Pen50
Your version sounds much more fun!!!!

F* Aiden Turner (Poldark)
Marry Cuba Gooding Jnr
Kill: too many to mention

trisher Tue 02-Jul-19 15:51:24

marpau divorce settlement may be worth it I very much doubt it. There's a couple of wives and some children with first claims on everything!

marpau Tue 02-Jul-19 15:42:55

Snog Hunt
Marry Boris it wouldn't last and divorce settlement may be worth it
Avoid Corbyn

Riverwalk Tue 02-Jul-19 15:31:26

Right, following THE RULES that trisher set out:

Clarissa - I could have married her and inherited some money

Mary - only snog her as I don't do cake so she has no attraction

Nigella - I'd ignore as she's too attractive

Riverwalk Tue 02-Jul-19 15:27:51

Honestly, some people are cheating! shock

You can't choose your favourite hunk/hunkess to snog and avoid the ugly/boring - the thread is about making hard choices! grin

GillT57 Tue 02-Jul-19 15:22:29

Ah, but you must read the thread; most of us who agreed to marry Corbyn did so because he had useful talents such as growing all the veg, digging over the allotment, making jams and chutneys, knitting sweaters etc., so would be too tired for any funny business involving his disapproving mouth and beard with bits of food stuck in it. A marriage of convenience if you like ( my convenience, not his).

Humbertbear Tue 02-Jul-19 15:21:21

Smog - Robert Redford
Marry - Jeff Daniels
Avoid - Jacob Rees Mogg

Rosina Tue 02-Jul-19 15:15:30

Marry Bercow? Aaaaaagh! I'd rather die than be saddled with that pompous man who makes silly honking noises at PMQT.
I also prefer incarcerate, elevate and castrate. Sounds a lot more fun - I would probably insist on the first and last for JC,

lizzypopbottle Tue 02-Jul-19 15:08:09

Tie it and wear it....

lizzypopbottle Tue 02-Jul-19 14:57:11

Tie it and wear it....

lizzypopbottle Tue 02-Jul-19 14:43:30

And, if he must wear a tie, to the it and wear it properly. Both he and his brother wear them far too long.

lizzypopbottle Tue 02-Jul-19 14:41:23

I couldn't snog JC. He's got a very disapproving mouth, all pursed lips. So, it follows, I couldn't marry him because a good snog is necessary for that too, surely? Therefore, he's to be avoided. Jeremy Hunt looks fit and trim but I think he'd be a bit too full on for my liking. I need my own space so I'd just snog him. I suppose that leaves Bojo to marry. I'd try to persuade him to lose a bit of weight.

Glammy57 Tue 02-Jul-19 14:34:35

Snog Nigella, marry Mary Berry, avoid Clarissa as I’m not a necrophiliac! ?

Sara65 Tue 02-Jul-19 14:33:41

Well I’d marry Mary on the assumption that I’d never have to cook again

Snog Nigella, maybe? Agree with Trisher, feels weird

Don’t know who the other one is!

trisher Tue 02-Jul-19 14:24:49

Just seen vickya's
Mary Berry, Nigella and Clarissa Dickson Wright
It's difficult!
But I've decided
Marry-Mary (oh the cakes!)
Snog- Nigella (that feels so wrong in so many ways!)
Avoid Clarissa (reluctantly)

NanKate Tue 02-Jul-19 14:16:25

Do you think if Bill Clinton was asked this question he would say ?

Monica Lewkinsky
Hilary Clinton
Paula Jones

I wonder who President Trump would choose.

sweetpea Tue 02-Jul-19 14:05:53

I have read this post, not giving my choices, but have laughed so much it brought tears to me eyes. Even OH asked what I was laughing about, when I told him he joined in! ?

Mollygo Tue 02-Jul-19 13:55:07

Snog Mark Harmon
Marry Mark Harmon
Avoid any politician male or female - on the issue of trust.