They must just think we are easy to con into thinking its a good idea. And once started won't leave, (because we are gonna die?)
Forget 'free gifts'. Anyway, I want to be composted!
I know there is somewhere that allows this in a controlled and legal way, in a nice setting, but not sure where it is in the world.
Girls grammars in the 60s (and beyond)
Favourite small treat when feeling blue or conversely a bit flush


