Are you mad??? Everyone knows you cast ne'er a clout until May is out (or cloot/oot as we say up here in the frozen wasteland of Scotland - where the sun is actually shining, strangely enough).
Hell mend you (and your cropped trousers).
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Wouldn't you know ?

(after checking to see if they still fitted, of course, no point wasting energy!