I have heard...

They must be all ears in Royal Berkshire ? ? ? not to mention Surrey

I've heard it, on good authority, that Meghan isn't really pregnant at all and has just had a really bad dose of excess gas.

I heard it was twins! I hardly think Harry would go to the London Marathon leaving Meghan in labour!

Well a footman I know told me that Harry is changing gender and will need to be known as Harriette in the future Don’t tell anyone though
Pretty likely the baby will be a boy, boys seems prevalent in the family

crazyH According to the telegraph the baby will be7th in line to the throne, as Harry is 6th... ..and will be pushed further down the line if Catherine has another child..

True or not, I hope the babe and the elderly prima gravidae are both well.

Can someone work out and tell me, where in line to the throne, the said baby will be .....I've never understood it.

Now, now Anja think of our blood pressure!!!!

Couldn't care less.

I am surprised you haven’t commented on MawBroonsback before as in MawBroon’sBack or more exactly Maw Brown Is Back ????

OMG-heinous crime!
ipad omitted the apostrophe! And I didn’t notice!
Hanging offence!
Actually GG I don’t need you to correct my grammar OR my spelling. (An OU degree was it? Harrumph! )

Well it will be born and there's a 50% chance of a boy so not much of a wager.

I heard a rumour 5 years ago that Queenie was abdicating. What happened there?

MawBroonsback
Mum's (mum is)

I heard a rumour from a reliable source that Theresa May is........on second thoughts I promised not to say ?

G54....^yours might be, mine isn't^
As you said it remains to be seen.

To be honest I'm not that interested.

My friend was talking to someone about a new supermarket planned for our town. She said 'Shame it's not a Waitrose.'

A few seconds later, she heard a person who'd been standing behind her said to her friend 'I hear there's a Waitrose opening in town!'.

And that's how rumours start.

Well don’t tell anybody! Sssh! Mums the word!

Yours might be, mine isn't.

Well, I've heard from someone who's related to someone who works in Kensington Palace that William is having an affair and everyone is on high alert to squash the story!

Chinese whispers eh!