should we be telling jokes about chickens and hippos.
Blonde DD thought DH's blonde joke was very good.
Two men were trying to measure the height of a pole with a steel tape, but the tape would keep bending and falling before they could reach the top of the pole.
A blonde woman comes by and asks "what are you guys trying to do?"
They tell her "we're trying to find the height of this pole, but our tape measure keeps bending before it gets to the top."
The woman points to the base of the pole and says "see that pin there? if you pull out that pin, you can lay the pole down to the ground and then measure it"
They pull the pin, lower the pole to the ground. the blonde woman grabs the tape and measures the pole.
"12 feet, 6 inches" she says proudly, and walks away.
"Typical blonde" says one man to the other "we ask her for the height and she gives us the length"
Of course, that is a sexist joke and negatively stereotypical
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Made me laugh, anyway! 
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."
70-year-old George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!" A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said: "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night." Thelma exclaimed: "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!
Ha ha!!
I thought it was going to be about us when it began as we often share a meal and ask for a second plate. We draw the line at teeth though ..... but it's an idea. 
So little to laugh at these days. Keep 'em coming.
I like the hippo joke.
Explains a lot.
Made me laugh! I think it's important to not take ourselves too seriously, sometimes.
(especially the second one)
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