I love him dearly but.....

Really enjoyed your postPhoenix,also Sodapops comment made me giggle?

Thank you for a much needed giggle!

Thank you Pheonix - thought you were describing MY husband......I have read it out to him.

I'm so glad I got to the last bit!
You'll miss him when he's gone! When my elderly furry friend uses his litter tray he likes to give it a kick so that the floor has little sprinkles of gritty litter on the floor - I keep a long-handled brush and dustpan on stand-by for regular sweeps.
Thankfully, he's a hopeless hunter.

You never fail to make me laugh Phoenix - still smiling!

giggling

thanks for the laugh

???. Oh dear I was trying to visualise the washing thing, thinking what on earth does she mean?
Very good Phoenix a much needed laugh.

Haha dear phoenix I have my own companion who behaves in an identically antisocial manner! Her Majesty is called Magpie, otherwise known as "that d#$% cat again! Get off"!
The laugh was welcome. I just had a browse on mumsnet for the first time, after hearing it mentioned on here. What a grim, judgemental place. I have retreated back here in relief

A much needed smile. ?

nfk I feel a bit queasy now ??

I think your frivolous posts go down well with all of us who “know” you phoenix. We look out for them and enjoy a good giggle. Long may you carry on with them and cheer us all up ?

Thank you Phoenix

(DDiL would add - not leaving mouse intestines on the floor outside the loo door in the middle of the night. Eeeuw!)

Thank you all for the responses, and glad that my frivolous post was well received!

(I feel that a bit of frivolity doesn't go amiss, especially with what is currently going on)

Had me fooled there, especially the bit about intimate hygiene. What have you got planned for April Fool?

Really phoenix have you not taught oliversprout to use a bidet ?. Lovely bit of fun. Just what we need.

I'm a bit disappointed phoenix I was trying to imagine Mr.P washing his nether regions in company and wondering exactly how he would do it. I had a lot of help making the bed this morning (it involved a lot of claws!) and I usually get a smack on the face at 6am because somebody wants a snack.

You had me for a while there! Was a bit jealous about "displays of affection" I have to admit...!

That made me giggle phoenix as you had me there! I was thinking ‘gosh, she’s a bit harsh on him’! Heh heh.

Made me chuckle Phoenix and why do my dogs fart whilst sitting near a visitor. I see the the guest's face change and realise what's happening

Brilliant, you had me fooled until the very end!

Thank you did make me smile - I’ve been married a long time!

Loved it, I too was concerned about washing his nether regions!

No idea how you dream up such priceless posts but please continue.

Got a bit worried at washing his nether regions in public

Ha ha, you had me there until the washing bit. Very good.