What would you call your autobiography?

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Living the Dream - the nightmare of setting up a lake in France.

Lots of our clients say 'You are living the dream. We'd all love to do this'. They don't see the difficulties in language, bureaucracy, what's available in the shops, how to keep all of our 'off grid' services working despite the weather conditions etc. They just see the beauty of the lake and the fish, the relaxed atmosphere that we create and how enjoyable their HOLIDAY is. If I could turn back time I would not do it again.

My life through a Purple haze ?

How on earth did I get through that?

Mine would be called ( In my shoes ) , because they say you shouldn't judge someone until you have spent a day in there shoes .

Seemed like a good idea at the time

I got here just in time.

I should/could have done better.

Didn't turn out so bad after all.

As I child who was very naughty, and a wayward teen, I was constantly being told I would end up in trouble as an adult or 'you'll come a cropper'.

It makes me laugh now.

"Thank God I was Born with a Sense of Humour"

How's your weight dear? And other stories. Work in progress

"If they could see me now"

That made me laugh out loud harrigran
How rude! Gosh I can’t imagine anyone posting such an awful thing.
Thank god for gentler GN!

Mine is called 'Meeting Ourselves Coming Back'

I called mine, which I wrote for my daughter, "This Is Me".
And I signed it with my full maiden name, first married surname and then current (final!!) married surname. Long-winded but all a part of "me".

I'd call mine "she did her best". My mum always said it didn't matter if I failed at something as long as I knew I had done my best

I have already mostly written mine, except for the last chapter it’s called ‘Latch key kid’. Parents were both out working, brother off up to no good. I spent a lot of time home alone.

I grew up in London but had much the same childhood experiences as BRADFORD LASS, although we used to play in the bomb sites.

I am writing mine but won't reveal the title yet!

A Bikini in Barcelona

Hatched from a egg from outer space.
My family have never ever shown any curiostowards my tropical upbringing and origins...

If only?

(As in if only I knew then what I know now).

I have just been called ' a cocky old hag ' on FB. Thank you to the whipper snapper snowflake that called me, you have just named my book.

"I'm still standing". (I hope Elton John doesn't mind me stealing his song title).
I'm so pleased to still be here after a bad start in life.

"Oh, good grief....!" (A favourite expression)

from Riches to Rags - began in a middle class family, beautiful home in the countryside, lovely parents, brother went to public school, and now in rented barn which is falling apart, and will have to leave soon due to landlord dying, but I am happy with my painting and crafting and family but zilch moneywise!