What would you call your autobiography?

Love and Doubt

Mine would be 'Is the sun over the yardarm yet?'
(Late) DH's would have been 'It's always over the yardarm somewhere in the wotld!'

It All Worked Out In The End

What have I done

light at the end of a very dark tunnel

Opinionated. Moi?

"Was that really me?"

Me too Boolya

Dancing with the Grim Reaper

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (I have total alopecia!!)

"I'm still here" by Notgoneyet lol

A Secret Never To Be Told. It would include my discovery three years ago that I was adopted and my struggle to know who I am.

Lemongrove. Stealing your title, but changing it to 'Life with no Breaks.'

I Wish I’d Not.......

The grass is always greener ....

Or

Everyone is an island

Wow what fantastic titles I would read everyone of your books

“A pilly and some groops, please!”
(I couldn’t pronounce pillow or grapes as a toddler)!

The Idiots Guide of How Not To Do Things ?

"Moody with a touch of Psycho"

One winter, more than thirty years ago, I was on a very exposed hillside on the east coast of Scotland overlooking Cairnryan and ahead of me on the path was a single barren hawthorn tree. It had been battered by the elements and was spindly and misshapen. It looked as though it was a miracle it had survived at all and I was very moved by the tenacity of nature. When I returned in May the same tree was gloriously full of blossom and again I pondered that not only had the tree survived, but it had become just as fruitful as other trees. I was at a crossroads in my life at the time - I had just become engaged to The Wonderful Man and the tree became a symbol of my new start; although my early experiences had shaped me I would be like the tree and survive and blossom.

So, to answer the question, volume one would be called 'A Hawthorn in December', detailing my early life and volume two, 'A Hawthorn in May'.

‘Could do better!’

'Why didn't I say no?'

Mine would be ''Now why didn't I think of that?' .
Emphasis on the I

Life in the Farce Lane

“I knit it my way!”

Sorry wrong thread. I would definitely not call my autobiography Self Checkout Tills