Put it In the bin (bit of fun) put your pet hates in the bin

smokers, drunks, druggies, animal abusers, layabout benefit cheats

Did she take a selfie of the pair of you, though?

Stopping at the bottom of an escalator has reminded me of travelling down an escalator on the London Underground a few years ago. A woman put her suitcase down beside her, then looked at her phone transfixed. Saw disaster coming at the bottom of the escalator so made sure I fell into her rather than tripping over her case at the bottom. My language was rather colourful.

Merlotgran and I must buy the same bleach - needed a screwdriver and pliers to open it.

Litterbugs

Passengers on the bus who (a)sit on the seat by the gangway or (b) use a seat for their shopping both of whom seem to resent having to clear a seat for me.

People with rucksacks. They swing them off their backs, swing them back on, oblivious to anyone in their range. Rucksacks on backs are just the right height for hitting me in the face.

Pancake Day - it's Shrove Tuesday. Mother's day - it's Mothering Sunday

Finally KIDS. Kids are young goats, for heaven's sake.

Drivers who enter the yellow box when their exit isn't clear then block my lane of traffic when the lights change (every morning Monday to friday), drivers who indicate but cut you up anyway and don't wait to be let in, drivers who don't acknowledge when you let them out/through, drivers who push the nose of their car into traffic from side streets hoping I'll let them in,eh no, had you sat there nicely I would but now you've pushed you can do one (I have become an angry driver). People who don't say thank you when you open doors/offer seats/move out of the way. People who spit OMG I hate that with a passion it is disgusting. People who cycle on the path and expect pedestrians to move, cyclists who sit in middle of lane holding everyone up then go through red lights because they do not apply to them. People who let their dogs off lead then are unable to control them when they are jumping all over my dog. People who say /treat service people with no respect "can I get", "want a burger" etc no please thank you. Parents who let their children run round in shops touching displays/stock just keep the little darlings under control. Hmmm think old age is making me much less tolerant of bad manners

lemon my Volvo's lights are permanently on, lots of car manufacturers do this, I suppose I never have to worry about being seen on a murky day ☺️

Agree with you Marydoll.

lemon i cant turn my lights off - theg are called something like 'daylight running lights'.

Marydoll These days when people fail to acknowledge polite gestures - holding doors open, stepping aside on narrow pavements, etc. - I turn to them and say “you're welcome” in a loud voice. Petty I know, but perhaps next time they will remember their manners. Sometimes they turn and mutter 'sorry', sometimes they totally ignore, sometimes there seems to be a chastened scuttle, but that might be wishful thinking on my part!

The thousands of car drivers who drive with headlights blazing on all day long, even on the clearest, sunniest day.....
I mean why?!

Ask the dispensing chemist to put them into a container that you can open or get someone to open it and then decant into another container, just make sure it is kept out of the way of children.

People who walk in the road rather than on the pavement, even worse when they are pushing a pushchair.

The use of "overly". People starting posts with So". Extending dog leads. People stating the obvious. People who sail through a held door without acknowledgment. Bad table manners.

People who spit in the street as has already been said, but also those who clear their nostrils by blowing down one and holding the other - gross!
Rudeness and general lack of consideration for others.

Drivers who overtake a waiting queue of traffic or drive down the hard shoulder and push in at the front. People who let their dogs roam off lead and say "he's friendly" just as he bites a chunk out of my dog's ear (who is on his lead). All those ads for paying for your funeral. Jenny Eclair for that awful ad she's doing, she must be hard up for work these days.

Starting every sentence with So, trivial things/achievements being described as awesome, bad manners, people who can’t even go upstairs without their mobile, rude shop assistants, magpies scoffing all the bird seed, Jonathan Ross and that Lemon bloke (forget his Christian name). I could go on and on.

Rascal - sure you don't mean psychlepath?!

Everyone who says f*ck and varieties thereof.

The word "like" when used indiscriminately in conversation. It's not just a youth problem. I listened to an expert on something recently and his talk was peppered with the word "like", like. It, like, really grates on me, like. Also that habit of using a questioning inflection at the end of nearly every sentence.

People who 'hilariously' call me young lady!

Agree with nearly all of you, but must add people who turn down corners of library books.

People who park outside my house but park in such a way that they take up two spaces meaning I can t park there as well ..... pah

Drivers who pull out on motorways and fill the space that you have left to keep the right distance from the car in front!

I was reminded this morning of one horrible thing - people who cough up phlegm and then spit it out on the pavement. Ugh. I'd bin them but make them clean up their mess before they got in.

Sorry for the P word.

Drivers on country roads who crawl around bends for miles, holding everyone up, and then speed up on the straight bits, making overtaking hazardous, if not impossible.