President of the U.K.

President - Professor Brian Cox.

New conspiracy story, the seven MP’s who left the party are Israelis and they are taking money from Israel.

This will be believed by quite a number of Corbyn devotees

I agree Hm999

I think the sad thing is that the people who would put themselves up for the job would probably be the very people most unsuitable for the job

sorry eilyann we can’t have a Windsor, the republicans claim they have many holidays / official tours , very wealthy

, and would Anne want the job when her mother, brother and nephew have been made redundant

Thank you Disgruntled
I'll pay you later

I would have to take a look at the pay deal and perks first though because I am not going to live in a leaky old Palace.

Do we have to forget all the Windsors? I would vote for princess Anne. Down to earth, hard working tells it like it is !

I love Miriam Margolyes, yes I hate swearing , hypocrite that I am, I have to listen to her and suffer the naughty words . ?

If Miriam Margoyles becomes president I am leaving the country - she is ghastly!
I live near Jo Brand and believe me she does not smile much in real life and certainly isn't very friendly!

I'll vote for Nanawind, BarmyoldBat and Jalima. That's it, sorted. Tick done.

Peardrop Paul O'Grady has my vote. We'll put him in charge of DEFRA.

Jalima I don't mind if you have a cabinet 'reshuffle' and promote Lee Mack

Bartsmaw can you imagine Miriams' weekly meetings with H.M. Although she's probably heard worse from Phillip. Especially recently

Alan Bennett.

Bartsmaw the language in HOC would be colourful [shock}

I know it's not!!!

Gonegirl it's not 'real'

breeze we're looking for an apolitical President, although I agree your list would be fun!

Lee Mack for Vice-President?

But first choice is still Huw Edwards.

Nanawind we could do a job share except I could probably only do Wednesdays too (although I'm free today for some reason).

However, this Wednesday I would have to bring a little DGD along with me. Is there a tiara that would fit her? She likes to be a princess rather than a Granddaughter of a President.

Please can we not have a 'celeb'. Doubt if any of them are worth it in real life.

Paul O'Grady seems like a genuine caring person. Anyone who loves dogs as much as he does gets my vote.

I would never vote for a President. Don't care for the thought of a republic at all.

How about Miriam Margolis.
(Excuse spelling if wrong)

Jeremy Clarkson gets my vote.

I would vote for Rhod Gilbert

Billy Connolly, in younger years

Jack Whitehall's Dad for President

Jack Whitehall - Vice President

Following people 'in charge of'...…...

Health - Sarah Millican

Education - Romesh Ranganathan

Sport - Lee Mack

International Affairs - Lenny Henry

Transport - Lee Evans (impressions of planes/trains pulling faces in cabinet meetings would be worth watching)

The arts - Hugh Laurie as Bertie Wooster

Chancellor - Rowan Atkinson in Mr. Bean character

Welsh stuff - Rhod Gilbert

Scottish stuff - Billy Connolly

Irish stuff - Cillian Murphy (not that funny but we'll need some eye candy

Prime Minister's question time would be a hoot. Wouldn't get much done for laughing but not much is getting done now really.