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I feel so sorry for Mr P.

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annodomini Fri 18-Jan-19 23:12:15

I'll know in a couple of weeks if they'll let me back into the country. The amazing thing is that they accepted me in NZ. Granny from hell!

M0nica Fri 18-Jan-19 23:06:58

Plan it carefully, do not smile but lift the corners of your lips slightly as if abut to break into a smile. It is undetectable as a smile, but improves the resulting photo no end.

cornergran Fri 18-Jan-19 22:25:33

Isn’t it a wonder any of us who travel are allowed back into the country?

EllanVannin Fri 18-Jan-19 21:28:48

Don't they do airbrushing ? Skinny things.No imagination.

Grannybags Fri 18-Jan-19 21:26:12

My passport photo doesn't look anything like me. Yes, the wrinkly old woman is me but why aren't we allowed to smile any more? It's the glum frowning expression that helps to make me look as if I'm on the run!

Charleygirl5 Fri 18-Jan-19 21:21:43

Mine was taken for a new passport a few weeks ago and I look like sodapop as though I have spent a few years in prison and have not come to terms with anything.

It is done, I do not have to look at it again as it is only for ID when I give up my driving licence.

KatyK Fri 18-Jan-19 21:18:04

I look OK on photos but I don't look like me. No, that's not bragging - false hair, false teeth, someone else entirely. Not what I planned sad

sodapop Fri 18-Jan-19 21:15:49

I look like an escapee from Prisoner Cell Block H - really grim.

phoenix Fri 18-Jan-19 21:14:16

Purpledaffodil while looking at some household hints stuff on YouTube recently, I succumbed to "click bait" and found myself learning about how to look slimmer in photos by using sellotape!

Jane10 Fri 18-Jan-19 21:13:17

I had my passport photos taken at a shop which gives a digital code to put straight into the application form. It's absolutely awful. The one taken in the photo booth for my bus pass was much better. I actually looked under 100 in it.

Purpledaffodil Fri 18-Jan-19 20:56:44

Ooh a Burkha sounds good Phoenix Personally I’d like a big bulldog clip on the back of my neck to get rid of that turtle neck I’ve developed. ?

Jalima1108 Fri 18-Jan-19 20:49:24

I never realised until I had my photo taken at the PO that I appear in black and white.
(hence the refund, not the glowering 'approach me if you dare' expression).

Kalu Fri 18-Jan-19 20:47:15

Oh I hate those photo booth results so much

Had one taken for a bus pass.....would have felt bad enough if my Mother had appeared in print but, shock horror, it was Granny?

When younger my photo was at least passable but now whenever I see a camera appear I scuttle away. A good time to slip away for a loo visit.?

GrannyGravy13 Fri 18-Jan-19 20:47:06

I think some evil wizardry has taken place in my sleep as the face in the mirror/ photographs definitely does not belong to my body!!!

Jalima1108 Fri 18-Jan-19 20:38:27

H ha

I went to the Post Office to have some new passport photos taken - they were so bad that even DH accompanied me to the counter to complain about them.

We got a refund.

However, the next place I had them done wasn't much better, but at least they didn't make me look like a fugitive from justice.
I look like someone no-one could argue with.

phoenix Fri 18-Jan-19 20:32:13

Evening all, good wishes etc.

Well, coming back from shopping, I just wanted to take to my bed.

Why? Because I had ventured into a photo booth in order to update my photocard driving licence.

I put my money in, and followed the instructions.

The hidden person/elf in the booth told me that if I wasn't happy with the photo, I could have another go, so I did.

Well, I could have been in there until Easter before there was a photo that I was "happy" with! sad

So, I conceded defeat, and pressed the green button.

The Elf informed me that my photos would be ready in 30 seconds, from the dispenser on the outside of the booth.

I put on my glasses, picked up my bag and exited.

Well, I don't know who sneaked in after I paid my £6, but she looks a right miserable old bat!

I know that smiling isn't allowed for these pictures, but nowhere did it say that you couldn't do that thing where you put your fingers either side of your eyes/cheekbones (delete where not applicable) and make an upward movement.

Ok, I didn't do the finger thing, but seeing the photo that I hope will be acceptable to the DVLA, has made me realise what poor Mr P has to look at on a daily basis!

Can non Muslims adopt the burkha?