And the award for "The Most Stupid Question" goes to.........

Grandad1943

May I refer you to the item in bold in the second line of my post of 20th December. I reiterate it.

BTW, apart from the content of your posts, your grammar is appalling!

To everyone else, bit breezy again, isn't it?

Yes, Anniebach, but Chewbacca is so kind and not at all misandric so she would not allow Mr Chewbacca to go off to A&E on his own; she would be taking him to get his head bandaged and staying with him, saying 'there, there, dear, never mind, you should have bought the sherry in the first place then this would never have happened'.

But Jalima Mr Chewbacca would have to get his head bandaged not Chewbacca, so no matter the day ?

Nor is A&E on Christmas Day, I can assure you

Wait until Boxing Day

Grandad I think GN is shared around the world so I believe many think your posts state far more about you.

Yes * Chewbacca*, but a full bottle could kill and Christmas Day in a police cell not the best place to be

I hope it's a litre bottle Chewbacca and not a mere 70cl

No, its heaviest when full Annie.

Wait untill the bottle is empty Chewbacca

I'd like to brain him with it Maw.

Any old port in a storm?

Need to vent.....

OH: Do we need anything from the shops or are we all sorted now?
Me: We could do with another bottle of sherry; the bottle in the cupboard is almost empty.
OH: I'm going to Sainsbury'slater, I'll pick a bottle up. What kind?
Me: Pale cream please. Or medium dry perhaps.

Just now...

OH: Here's your sherry, hope it's the right one.
Me: It's a bottle of ruby port?
OH: Well, it's the same thing isn't it? No difference.

Àaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!

Phoenix, Quote [<<<snip>>>how did it go down when you shared it with your "friends" in the office?<<<snip>>>] End Quote

The snip... snip made me however!

With respect granddad1943. You must be very lonely, after a 12 hour day you choose to go to a pub not go home.

??????????
When I once tried to use this for a “thumbs down” it occasioned some hilarity (maybe they should have gone to Specsavers)
Would it do?

In other news, it's been a beautiful, clear day here.

Phoenix, Quote [<<<snip>>>how did it go down when you shared it with your "friends" in the office?<<<snip>>>] End Quote

Phoenix, yes, it was shared very widely outside the office, that's why I want it to remain there.

I believe many think that post states far more about you and this forum, than anything stated to me within it.

Anyway, at the end of a twelve hour day, we are off for a pint, so I will hear where it was shared and the reaction then.

So glad you found my post offensive, Grandad1943 at least I know it was understood.

An actual knob, or a knob emoji, MissA?!

More chance of getting a knob, I reckon.

Somehow I think that request would be turned down, Lisagran!

However I would really, really like an edit facility, and believe that other members have expressed the same wish.

Perhaps you could ask GNHQ for a knob emoji, phoenix.

Barmeyoldbat that is something that we all understand, but it would seem that others don't!

Whatever we say about our OH in humour at least most of us are still married or have been for many years. Its all part of a happy, say going relationship to be able to laugh at each other, something granddad doesn't seem to understand.

He really is a knob, isn't he?