And the award for "The Most Stupid Question" goes to.........

That made me really laugh! Thank you ?.

Keep it up ladies; you are giving us all a good laugh in the office today whenever we manage to get a break from the really heavy workload as we had hoped to be on the rundown to Christmas by now.

As one of the Assignment handlers said when she came in and somebody showed her this thread, " those posts must all come from people who are absolutely perfect wives and partners"

Now, back to the grindstone, but thanks again from us all for the great entertainment, it certainly is keeping our morale up.

still, perhaps he can spell

Goodness it is so comforting to know I am not the only DW who suffers from the "I've just said that" syndrome. Drives me nuts, but I am not alone!

I don't have a husband, wife or partner (I do talk to myself an awful lot though...)
But the daftess question I have ever heard came from a Japanese tourist to a tour guide at Edinburgh castle. 'Are there any photographs of the rock before the castle was built '!!! ?

Despite being married for 55 years my husband still asks me if I take sugar in my tea!

Not only my DH stating the obvious in our house, but now Google Home is as it as well! Asked to play BBC Radion 4 she tells me she is streaming it from the BBC......

Bloody difficult ain’t they.

I too got that the other day Grannygravy. Dressed in padded capris, cycling jacket, helmet, gloves and neck warmer!! Admittedly I still had the slippers on, but the cycling shoes were the next to be put on before I went cycling. I really did not think it warranted the 'oh are you going for a ride darling' comment. However I do hold my hands up to the fact I cannot read a map - however that is due to a recognised developmental disorder.

I've been reading through this thread with absolute disbelief. Why are so many of you so insulting and disparaging of your men?
You really don't deserve us!

Grandson says "wait, what?"
I think its a new way of speaking for cool kids.

It isn't just the older generation , my DS2 answers What ? to every thing I say , no , he isn't deaf , it is something he has done since a guilty teenager . I don't repeat myself , just look at him and the answer comes eventually , when he has time to think up a plausible reply

Oh my goodness! What a brilliant thread. Thanks Phoenix. I recognise Mr C in almost every second post. I'm in there with you lasses quite a bit as well. A GSOH helps in both directions and I'm so glad we aren't the only ones.

MissAdventure - think you may be talking about my husband - thing he usually says lol

Just remembered one of other half annoying habits, not yes or no answer just a maybe!! Keeping his options open in case he only half listened?

This thread has made me laugh out loud during my break from wrapping gifts ???

Mr GG is probably guilty of 75% of previous posts.

My favourite thing he says frequently is when I come downstairs dressed in gym clothes and putting my trainers on he inevitably asks “what are you doing today”? I just look stern and then burst out laughing ?

Thank you for a morning giggle?

MawBroon and Terribull

On telling my OH to take the dirty washing he asked "where do you want it"? Hmmm, let me see now

Camelotclub' .Patience is a virtue! More like ' a necessity' ?

Annep. My husband is the same. Doesn't listen. And if I'm talking to him and tv is on he has to turn volume off on tv because he can't concentrate on both, and obviously he can't turn me off! Yet he can play a racing game on his computer and watch tv at same time.

Mine is always answering the question, "Are you doing A or B?" with "Yes"......

In the supermarket looking at cakes I heard a twit say to his wife “do I like these?”.

And some men are as useless as a woodpecker with a rubber beak.