Argy Bargy madness, come right in! ??

I think George could do with a wash down btw.He spilt his poteen down his lovely white shirt before we captured him.

Am wearing them as I speak GG13 they really suit me, and you know the phrase ‘finders keepers, losers weepers’

Whilst you have been cleaning ? anyone found my navy suede pixie boots???

I have an inkling that the bound body on the chaise could be George.....just going to have a look..........yep it’s him and it’s my turn???

Well, I stayed here all night!
I was a tornado of cleaning action and the place is sparkling again.Had to gently roll a few customers into the cellar mind you ( Chewy Meno Doodle angelic) but they will sober up in their own sweet time.
Time for coffee and doughnuts now and a snuggle with Big Jim( as marydoll isn’t here!) ?

Am feeling somewhat ? at the moment, so have just popped in to take the weight off me feet.
Ah, my comfy chair, just the sight of it does me good....I shall just tip this inebriated woman out of it.....there she goes! It was Meno sliding gracefully under the table, will someone ask Trev and Thor to drag her into the kitchen.
Cor Blimey!! She has been sat on two of the ferrets, they look as if they have been pressed ( well, they have been.)
Poor things.?

Just put it over there boys. Yup that’s it. ..maybe a little to the left a bit closer to the bar so I won’t have to reach so far. Yes that’s it. Perfect ?. Now then what’s first. Fill it up I think. Now what...oh yes plug it in and turn it on. Just get myself a nice pint of poteen... slip gently over the side and in... turn the air jets on....oooh that’s nice...and relax aaah. Jacuzzi anyone ?

angelic situation normal in the Argy. Better get used to it. Locals indulge in poteen to numb the edges ... well actually locals just indulge in poteen..always ?. Cheers!!

All too much for me today, (haven’t Seen a man in leathers for s long time)? Those were the days ???? !!
I will go home and do some baking, take my mind of it all

OMG
What has been happening down there,
I went down all dressed in my costume (protective clothing and Masks!!!)
You would not believe what there is, ?? you cannot see the floor or the 2 Chaise lounges, one has a breathing Male body, all wrapped in some sort of leather clothing with belts and chains, I gave him a poke with my feather brush, he said I would have to go back as he was resting after the last time!!
I think we shall have to call in. an industrial cleaner and the exterminators

A gas mask is essential, particularly when we have been partaking of Soop’s haggis slices, ferret pie or the mushrooms that Big Jim grows down in the cellar.

A large latte please, I must stay sober for my forthcoming trip to ( somewhere) and please behave yourselves for the rest of the day and start paying for your drinks!And leave Thor alone, our ash blonde hunk has no energy these days.

Actually I fed them to Thor. He needed an energy boost. Not sure what meno was doing with him but he was completely worn out by the time I got him ?.
Face mask angelic. It’s a gas mask you need if you’re cleaning the Argy. ?

I’ll go first on the cleaning rota, I do like a good scrub and clean, do I have to wear protective clothing and is a face mask needed? (I do like a dress up!)

Now Doodle, don't you pretend to be an innocent.
I saw you peeking in the kitchen and then a few moments later, they had all disappeared!
They weren't that good, that they were all eaten so quickly!!!
Someone pinched them and her name begins with D
Own up.

marydoll’s made hot cross buns and she’s taken them all to soop’s kitchen ?. That’s not fair
Meno get off Thor, it’s my turn now ......wheeeeee.

Can I have a turn on Thors chest please?

Listen you lot, I have drawn up a cleaning rota and pinned it to Thor’s chest.Go read it, and take your turns, as this kitchen is disgraceful!
I’m behind the bar tonight, so no drinks on your tabs, pay up.....there is nothing in the till except a few old buttons.
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Humph! I was having a lovely time in the kitchen till I got sent back here by meno. I never have to do the cleaning in the kitchen. It’s not fair...stamps foot...ooops I’ve squashed a cockroach.. sorry lemon was it on of your pets.
Hello angelic welcome to the Argy. Must be your turn to do the cleaning ?

Angelic you are welcome esp if the cake isn't stale like others I could mention. Big Jim is best just covered with a blanket until he comes round and never try and give him the kiss of life. Biggest mistake of my life.

I passed Big Jim fast asleep (passed out) in the alley behind the bike shed, he was not in a very dignified state

Would you believe it, my dear fiends friends, my children turned up this morning, as DGD was having a sleepover and all the cake is gone, including the Scotch pancakes I made for DGD's breakfast.
Big Jim is nowhere to be seen, but I did hear him snoring very loudly somewhere. It could only be him, it was like a steam train. I think he may have gone of to lick his wounds after last night's carnage.
I have to go now, I'm breaking in Hamish, he tosses the caber, a great hulking brute of a man. He looks amazing in his mini kilt, but I suspect he is feeling the draught at the moment. ?

Just where is that hussy marydoll ? Has she been in the cellar with Big Jim again, in the back room with Thor?
In the kitchen with Trev?
Where’s our cake, we want cake!

Welcome angelic ....you’ll do for us, rough as ye are ( that’s a compliment by the way.)
Oh we will have your brownies and lemon drizzle cake (eagerly holds plate out) and anything else....but a warning about The Argy Bargy Bar clientele, they will have the buttons off your coat if you don’t watch out, let alone any goodies.

I am new to here, but love being incognito, sounds such a great place to be! I can bring some Chocolate Brownies along, also Lemon Drizzle slices

Am awaiting your cakes Marydoll? I need something to soak up the poteen

What’s it like incognito? Is the weather better there? ?