Argy Bargy madness, come right in! ??

DH is calling plaintively - 'where are you dear?'
I had better join him, even though he's not muddy
he was rather miffed because there was no rugby on the telly today.

Cheers

Keep your hands of Trev, he can get quite muddy when he moonlights at his Gardening job picture the Grass Cutting Coke ad
Anyway, where is Trev tonight?

Oh..feeling comfy now..thanksh..that poteensh vey good..hic?

Belly dancing buffy. Are you mad!! If I tried that my belly would go one way and I’d go the other. I could knock someone (a short someone) out with my belly. No certainly not...but perhaps some pole dancing..seen any good looking poles round here recently? ?

Nighty night, staggering off to bed ...
What was in that pot stuff?

I used to do Beledi Dancing, could even do the swinging tassels on nipples thing.

Those were the days !

Bradford how fantastic!
Can you "dig out" your old tassels?
You can be the Headline Act tonight.
We need to drag in the punters!

Anyone seen my navy suede pixie boots, I can remember taking them off just before dancing on the bar!!!!

After that the next thing I remember is waking up on the bathroom floor about half an hour ago!!!!

Coffee and paracetamol needed pronto ☕️?

Just ordered a large sofa to attract any shy retiring sorts to hide behind, we’ll put it at the back of the bar in that dark area.
Also ordered a new coffee machine, as they may prefer that to alchohol ?.....I know! But some do apparently.

I wonder if we can capture George Cloony again??
When we had him chained to the Nespresso machine we did really good business.
Also wonder if Soop would make some of her Dundee cakes to go with the coffee?

I've sent Maureeese out to capture George for us.
He was showing off his lovely new Navy Suede Pixie Boots.
They match his tight red leggings so well.

I am rather partial to George, and therefore more than happy my boots are helping his capture ??

Loving your Purple Lycra running gear Lemon, here have a quick Espresso before you set off on your run.
I'll throw a couple of brandies in for you, to give you energy.

Oh! Good morning GG, yes your boots are going to a worthy cause.
Here's a coffee with brandy livener, you won't need the paracetamol.

Lemon, no chance of capturing George again, he is tied up (in more ways than one) in my boudoir , the location of which, I will not reveal.
He says to tell you, he hates purple and you have no chance!

I will have to go and lie down, to get my strength back..

Well that’s it - if you want to find me I am behind the new sofa with a couple of bottles of prossecco (special offer Aldi) and homemade pork scratchings ???

Buffybee They're a bit dusty, but then so am I.

A good shake and a quick shimmy should put us both right and ready for action.

Ok, bring on the dancing music! ♪ ♫ ♬

By ‘Eck Bradford yer a big lass!
Our clientele will just love you! we get a rowdy lot in here most nights, especially when the ships are in port.Get your dancing gear on right now and go and shimmy, wave those tassels girl!
Marydoll you are incorrigible ( oh go and look it up.)?
I don’t care that George doesn’t like purple, tell him I don’t like his wig either, I only wanted his Nespresso machine.

You'll need a couple of pints of Poteen before you start your shimmying Bradford Lass!
Cheers!!!!!
I've made my own Tassels from a pair of curtain tie backs, so I can join in the second half.
Btw Mareeese has rescued George from Marydoll's, I've tied him to the Nespresso Machine.

??Good work Buffy.... have a drink on the house!

By jingoes this poteen is good, best I've had since Great Uncle Patrick used to make it in the garden shed.

RIP - the garden shed not Uncle Patrick - he wasn't there when the poteen blew up.

The punters loved your Belly Dancing Bradford, especially when one of the tassels flew off and got the Admiral one in the eye.
How we laughed...........????

Oh dear, sorry about that Buffy.
Hope the old Seadog wasn't too miffed.
He gave me his phone number so maybe I'll nip round with a bottle of Old Navy and some superglue?

BTW Buffy you are amazingly supple, loved your hip drops. You'll be doing Shakira out of a job soon

It's the Poteen BradfordLass, gives me plenty of wobbliness!
I'll have a Nesspresso when your ready George, I'm feeling shattered from all that prancing around. is it a wig?