Expressions that irritate you

WOW! in response to everything
Awesome!
Nightmare!

‘You’s’ instead of ‘you’ now that drives me insane !!

Starting a sentence with 'So', especially in reply to a question.

To be honest
I won't lie to you
To tell the truth

Always makes me think they ARE telling fibs.

Putting Ist and ology and ality at the end of words .

Can I take a raincheck on that?

Sounds like this expression has come from a third rate American movie.

Hun is just horrible isn't it the list is never ending

'On the same page.'

'You must be joking me'. It was always just 'you must be joking' when I was young.

'Train station'. We were always taught to say 'railway station' when I was young!

Hon is ghastly. " no worries" usually spoken by some bearded Barista is annoying.

How do you know my hirsute friend that I have no worries?

Another one ( may be regional?)

'ya alright there?'.........rough translation Can I help you.

I've remembered another... "mate" when referring to your young son or daughter. It irritates me no end!

Thinking outside the box
Filling sentences with "like" and "you know"
I'm not being funny, but....
Hon/babes
Starting a sentence with "So"
Little man. I find it so irritating, he's a little boy!
There are so many, aren't there?

Stop me too!!!! I absolutely hate ‘no worries’ ?

I added something else which to me belongs in the same category ? saying ‘thank you’ to someone & the reply is ‘no problem’ When what a shame & no problem are said alone, it feels rather patronising & a bit superior.

"no worries"!

Oh dear I think I say most of them. ?

Cute! How I hate that word, regularly applied to baby, puppy and kitten pictures. In shops ‘can I help you?’ being called out when you’re next in line at the till in stead of ‘next please’ - yes, of course you can, you can serve me, why else should I be here? Train station instead of railway station, two times instead of twice, haitch instead of aitch, me and my friend were doing something or other instead of my friend and I .... Oh for goodness sake stop me someone or else this will be the longest post I’ve ever done (miserable old woman that I am!)

Happy to answer questions re what response I would have preferred rather than simply ‘what a shame’ Loads & an example would be to empathise with the situation & say something like ‘I know how it feels’ ‘That must have been so frustrating’ I’m pleased you made your flight’ To only say, or worse, only text what a shame just feels a bit patronising & superior as if to say ‘you poor thing’ Hope this explains it although I understand not everyone will feel that way ?

Actually, Teetime, surely, "can I help you?" is correct, as you wouldn't be in the shop if you didn't want the shop assistant to help you.

"May I help you" means "Will you permit me to help you?"

My father's standard reply to children who asked "Can I?" when they meant "May I?" was, "I'm sure you are physically capable of doing so, but if you are solicitating my permission, you mean May I?"

But I admit in the case of the phrase "Can I help you?" the distinction is unclear, and like you, I find "May I help you?" more polite.

'Learning curve' and 'enjoy'. Just heard them too often !

When you tell someone something upsetting ....... and they respond oh well never mind.

Did I ?/did you 'dig'.? Neither spade /fork required for this one .

Bellanonna it seems my 16th century grammar is sadly lacking Well spotted seester! High five! Will there ever be a century where I get it right I wonder Off to pedants corner young wench! or should that be babe

At this moment in time.
SO

All day long

I think Vicki means they should say, would have, could have, should have i stead of would of, etc. But would’ve, sounds the same as would of ....... so .....

I dislike would of, could of and should of but I think it stems from misunderstanding the contractions would've, could've and should've.