Thought some might be amused!

Oh thank you for these! I couldn't think one up if my life depended upon it but how they made me laugh!

Wow! On a roll! Some crackers!
I' m not into the games threads and just posted this for fun but it's taken off!

Luvely jubley LOL brings a smile we need humor

Unwashed elephant Smelly Nelly

OH with a wandering eye: Dirty flirty

"Congratualations, it's a girl" - Willy nilly

Liked it!

Dirty window. Smeary Peery

Baby needs changing. Crappy nappy

Stupid goat Silly Billy

Duchess of Cornwall. Dreamie Queenie

Like lots of others, I can’t think of one to save my life, but thoughts keep running through my head. Maybe, soon I might get one.
Thanks Mcem for a lovely thread.

Giggling Duck....... laughy daffy

cool primate..... funky monkey

Long haired rooster....... cocky locky

Diamond trousers...... Fancy pantsy

Weight watchers meal.... thinner dinner

Mouldy cheese - hairy dairy

Stolen...... from my favourite book of the moment

3 legged ass.... Wonky Donkey

Mouldy jam - dead spread

(One for Geordies)

Pork stottie - weighty baity

These are great. I love you gransnetters!

Look what you've started mcem

Spoilt cat ? = Fussy pussy

Kray twins--- gruesome twosome

Taking a reluctant dog for a walk - draggy waggy

Undercooked oeuf--- smeggy eggy

Happy hairdresser--- smiley styley

Overdo the celebratory champers ....farty party.
Sister's cosy daughter....fleecy niecey
Mum's sister in a rage....ranty auntie