Chewbacca
You are a true hero! How can we thank you enough? To put yourself in such jeopardy, to go to such a risk, all for our sakes, only with our interests, our protection , uppermost in your mind! And you ate them all! You did not stint, thinking, "one little nibble will suffice." no! You threw yourself, selflessly and completely into danger and tested the threat in its entirety to be absolutely sure that the complete box would have no deleterious effect upon us!
My dear Angelic friend, you have saved us from possible fates I will not print here! Such a brave and noble act, in the duty of your fellow munchers, you must be awarded the highest honour we can bestow here at GNet.
The Grand Order of the SCOFF ?
for
Saving Courageously Other Fearful Females
? ?