Do You Aspire to be an Eminent Person?

'Plop'
There goes another pigeon

Did you forget the aitch, jalima?

Oh no! Not for me.
I don't even like my photo taken.

"Oh, there she is" said the pigeon

I'll sit on her head.

My family always accuse me of being hyperactive, saying I should stop rushing around, so I expect they woulld like a statue of me recumbent, with the inscription ‘ Still at last!!’

I would give them a sweet smile and decline the offer firmly. I have no desire to see myself on a plinth, regardless of pose.

Sitting with a small child next to me, reading a book together.
'Story Book Granny'

Or falling off the zipwire
'She Had a Go'

I'd like my statue to stand in a swing park because I seem to have spent a vast amount of time pushing various children on swings in various swing parks over the years. So I'd like to be depicted as a sort of female body builder with muscled arms, and the inscription to read " She pushed well".

Who would clean my statue when the pigeons have decorated it?
No, I wouldn't like to be an eminent person, just a kind one.