Naked neighbours - what would you do?

SpringyChicken that sounds sexual rather than just nudity.

I also agree with the poster above who doesn't pay much attention to neighbours windows. We are quite overlooked but I don't tend to pay much attention to whats going on. Personally I have a "thing" about my curtains being drawn as soon as the lights are on in the evening but some neighbours dont and leave theirs open in the dark when their lights are on. I dont know what they get up to other than the one with the REALLY big telly with blue LED strip lighting around the room...they must get terrible headaches surely???

Once long ago, when teenage sons were home and we were on hols, our neighbours reported they had been naked cavorting in the garden with girls.... The sons, not the neighbours

I dread to think what else they got up to.

Is it indecent exposure? I don't know. But something like that was going on that my sister witnessed from her flat. A single man lived opposite and he was definitely doing it for his own gratification. But she told the police and he was prosecuted. The police watched him from her property to see was he was up to and agreed with her. And it turned he had a history of this sort of thing. She had to be a witness in court and he was found guilty.

gyrating and touching......oh Lordy my blood pressure has gone up.

Dang, Judy there goes my plan! It'll have to be a note through the door then.

I was staying in a hotel in Leeds last week. It was sort of L-shaped so the windows looked out onto the other wing and I got a bit of an eyeful when I opened the curtains one morning. Tbh, I was surprised there were no nets or blinds, as our room was also directly opposite a glass office block and it was bizarre to look out and see people beavering away at their desks while you could be in bed watching them.

To be honest I live right opposite a row of houses but I couldn’t tell you what any of them are doing as I just wouldn’t be looking
If the kids think it’s hilarious they ll soon get bored I d tell your friends / relatives/ aquaintences to put some nets or blinds up and not make a big thing of it although as Notanan says if it’s sexual then obviously it’s a different matter

SueDonim, there would be a breach of privacy laws, as it is not a public place, to take pictures and publish online. It is not illegal to be naked in your own home as long as it is not in a sexual manner.

they may be naturists, or just show offs, but nudity is no big deal in itself.

I agree with notanan2

I was brought to believe bedrooms had to have curtains by law! Or was that only if they faced the road?

Are they gyrating and touching themselves/each other or just opening the curtains and putting away the ironing?

Non sexual nudity is not a problem IMO. Sexual nudity is totally different to just being naked.

Or take a snap and put it on your local FB page.

Get the whole family outside, lined up and ready for the morning display. As soon as Mr Let-it-all-hang-out appears, everyone should start laughing uproariously and generally falling about laughing, whilst pointing in his direction. If he's doing his morning display to garner admiring approval, this response would leave him in no doubt that he's become a laughing stock locally. And no man wants his bits laughed at.

I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all.

It actually is a family I know - happens to be a family I’m related to, so go to their house a lot. The kids think it’s hilarious, but the mum isn’t happy , especially as her 11 year old daughter’s bedroom is at the back of the house and in direct line of sight to the couple’s bedroom.

But it’s not your neighbours so it’s not really your problem, Crystaltipps it’s up to your aquaintences to work our what they want to do
You can’t stop someone walking around in the nuddy in their own home
If your acquaintances don’t want their children to observe the neighbours then they should put some Venetian blinds up themselves Not much else they can do

re the breakfast......chipolatas or bratwurst?

ah the old " family I know" one.......

The kids are in hysterics? Of laughter?

The very elderly lady next door to my son sometimes wanders around or sunbathes naked on her flat roof, which is next to his children's bedroom. They just say 'Mrs X has forgotten to get dressed again' and shrug it off.

If it's really bothering you, then maybe a note through the door to inform them of what the neighbours can see would be enough to get them to cover up.

Maw

Put a note through their door ?

I would fit a venitian blind as that can be closed enough for the children not to have to put up with these peoples rediculous exhibitionism but still lets light in.
Does this count as indecent exposure........hmmmm

Get the kids to wave at him , using a large white flag !
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You can’t “not look” when a man is clearly in view scratching his bits, the kids are in hysterics and you are trying to have a family meal. Seems a shame to eat in the dark.

Don’t look

Hold up ping pong bat “paddles” with a score on them? E.g..7!
Cheer!

Maybe fit blinds or shutters to their own windows.