daft sayings

I've heard some funny sayings since coming to live in Wales such as: " who's coat is that jacket?" and "I'll be there now in a minute"
But my DH has some great ones from Worcestershire where he is from, he says "nobody will stop their horse to look at that" when he sees I'm undecided about something, but the best one is when he visits the loo, he says " I'm off to turn my bike around"
Any other regional daftness?