Breaking News

Louis eh? That'll go down well with Brexiters

It’s quite nice, I think, but not madly exciting. Americans will pronounce it Lewis, probably.

Prince Louis Arthur Charles, no Philip then

....and the name has been nicked from my DGS2. ...

More BREAKING NEWS

A Baby has been named .

More 'Breaking news' Prince Charles still hasn't visited his new grandson - SHOCK HORROR! How could he be so uncaring.....
Who gives a monkey's watts it's

Breaking ?/ coming through ?/ just announced.?
Same difference.

Breaking news indeed annifrance jeez whoever heard of an energy company splashing the cash ?

I’d say you had about as much chance of them changing the time of a horse race to accommodate your life Skyweek1 , as the queen putting on her pinny and baking a batch of scones and a quiche and taking them round for K, W and co. to enjoy .

Oh, dear - anyone would think that someone was getting married sometime this year. I must admit that the last I heard about this wedding was that the best man might not be able to attend because he had to be at some sort of footie match - hadn't heard that the match time had been changed. Do you think that they might change the time of a horse race where I've backed the favourite because I had to be out shopping?

Breaking News. EDF put the amount of our last bill into the bank account instead of taking it out!!!!!!!

MesMopTop, I don't mean that big

Definitely breaking news, courtesy of Daily Fail, giant knickers flying off the shelf ?

at Annie’s knickers

Breaking news - a man survived choking gas in toilet

Breaking news..I'm going to sleep

Actually, gillybob it could be BREAKING NEWS

Because I always thought that the Royals had Supporters not Best Men

Oh no paddyann - you can't smile at the BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS - a man just nodded off in front of tv after spending the day shopping with his OH!!

Is it just me but google bombards me with royal info whenever I click on google. Do they think I'm interested or did I inadvertently follow a link to the royals and now i'm another passionate royal follower statistic.

Oh don’t say that paddyann although you could be right. An omen that you’re gonna lose quite a bit of money soon .

Let us know Oldwoman ?

BREAKING NEWS - my bins were not emptied yesterday and despite being assured by the local authority they haven't been emptied today either. Will this lead to a household rubbish mountain in UK - tune in for update tomorrow!!

Oh dear paddyann it could certainly be expensive.

I have real BREAKING NEWS ,my front tooth just split in two ...or rather my front CROWN just split in two.Can this be an omen?