I now know this is a funny question

Has anyone else found that after the age of say, 60 (maybe younger) odd little things happen to the body? I had a big toe nail which went frilly round the edges and eventually lifted up and floated off in the bath. Then I got a fungal nail infection (second toe on both feet only) which I slathered with tea tree oil and which got rid of it). Now there's a little rattle in one ear, like a rattlenake. What's going on? Joke over!