What do you keep in your bra ????

Maybe you should go back to the postings on 07/04 21.02, 21.04,21.13 and 21.15. This is a man who gets his kicks by using innuendos and his imagination. Just image working in an office with him.

Crumbs! I find when I eat a biscuits the crumbs end up in my cleavage. It's really uncomfortable and requires a good shake out.

There have been far ruder threads on this forum which no-one turns a hair at. I just think this is quite amusing and not at all sinister! And I am quite prudish really.

I did smile 'Wobblybits'.....quite a sense of humour

I’m still not offended or disgusted in the least. I have decided that I must be a very vulgar person.
Maybe I watched too many ‘Carry On’ films in my youth.

I’m with you Radicalnan, if I don’t have a pocket I put dog ? bags in my bra, but as I have 2large dogs that poo a lot I have to share bags equally or I look lopsided lol!

My thoughts exactly. Merlot.

Why shouldn't we comment, grandtanteJE65 ?

I'm neither offended nor a pearl clutcher but I have every right as a Gransnet member to comment on a thread just as you have every right to report or ignore.

Wobbly bits seems over interested in body parts. I haven't got over his remarks about my water pipes yet. Unpleasant.

May I ask why those of you who object either to the subject matter or the OP answer or comment?

If I felt offended I would either report him to gransnet or just ignore him

Just a tissue.
My DM used to keep: - a packet of cigarettes, a box of matches, her keys [numerous], a hankerchief, and whatever esle she needed.
May I add that she was not well endowed, and sometimes her front looked pretty weird!

I've hatched out a couple of chicks in mine too.???

I once had an ailing gerbil in my bra as the vet had told me he (the gerbil, not the vet!) was really cold and needed to be warmed up. He recovered well, but dies a week or two later!

I occasionally put my mobile phone or my car keys down there (not much room left in a G cup!).

I must stop doing that, though, as one day recently, I'd unlocked my care, then gone back into my place of work (everyone had already gone home), back to the car, to give a colleague a lift - I couldn't find my keys. I tipped out my handbag, pockets, purse, everything. I went back into the offices, checked drawers, toilet, under chairs, everywhere.

30 minutes passed, and I rang my husband, who (though annoyed), drove the 10 miles to me, to bring my spare car keys. Much later, after I'd dropped off my friend, I realised my keys had been in my bra the whole time! Him Indoors was not happy......

Pearl clutching? So in RL if a creepy old git man you've never met asks you what you shove down your front and store in your bra you'd be happy to tell him??

Really?

No ‘Pearl clutching’ here. Having worked on the gritty side in schools and hospitals, nothing much shocks or surprises me. I wonder how you would feel if it was you DH or SO that was posting the sort of threads that he does.

Me too PollyPerkins

Haha, mainly biscuit crumbs and the odd bit of popcorn !

I slipped my keys into my bra when I took some rubbish out the bin, leaned over and promptly dropped said keys in with the trash !
There’s rather a lot of ‘pearl clutching’ today, isn’t there? Don’t know about you girls, but my boulder-holders have no sexual connotations whatsoever!

Perhaps it would be better to ignore these kind of posts?

I have known a dd to conceal a credit card down her bra. This was so that she could ostensibly merely be going to the loo towards the end of a family meal out - she did not take purse or bag (Dh and I were watching like hawks!) but actually went to pay the bill.

We learned to be a bit more cunning after that.

I know a well endowed lady who used to pop her parrot in her bra to keep him warm when an illness caused all his feathers to fall out.

Distasteful to say the least. I wonder what any other men who are members of this forum think? Would any women on here post a similar thread about what men keep in their underwear?

I have a friend who keeps her mobile phone tucked in her bra.....and believe me I wouldn’t have thought there was room for it!

Wobblybits - Re the wood shavings in your boxers. Is that what they mean by “getting wood”?? This might get censored!! Ha! Is your surname Oakhampton, by any chance? Made me laugh!