What do you keep in your bra ????

Me too PollyPerkins

No ‘Pearl clutching’ here. Having worked on the gritty side in schools and hospitals, nothing much shocks or surprises me. I wonder how you would feel if it was you DH or SO that was posting the sort of threads that he does.

Pearl clutching? So in RL if a creepy old git man you've never met asks you what you shove down your front and store in your bra you'd be happy to tell him??

Really?

I occasionally put my mobile phone or my car keys down there (not much room left in a G cup!).

I must stop doing that, though, as one day recently, I'd unlocked my care, then gone back into my place of work (everyone had already gone home), back to the car, to give a colleague a lift - I couldn't find my keys. I tipped out my handbag, pockets, purse, everything. I went back into the offices, checked drawers, toilet, under chairs, everywhere.

30 minutes passed, and I rang my husband, who (though annoyed), drove the 10 miles to me, to bring my spare car keys. Much later, after I'd dropped off my friend, I realised my keys had been in my bra the whole time! Him Indoors was not happy......

I once had an ailing gerbil in my bra as the vet had told me he (the gerbil, not the vet!) was really cold and needed to be warmed up. He recovered well, but dies a week or two later!

I've hatched out a couple of chicks in mine too.???

Just a tissue.
My DM used to keep: - a packet of cigarettes, a box of matches, her keys [numerous], a hankerchief, and whatever esle she needed.
May I add that she was not well endowed, and sometimes her front looked pretty weird!

May I ask why those of you who object either to the subject matter or the OP answer or comment?

If I felt offended I would either report him to gransnet or just ignore him

Wobbly bits seems over interested in body parts. I haven't got over his remarks about my water pipes yet. Unpleasant.

Why shouldn't we comment, grandtanteJE65 ?

I'm neither offended nor a pearl clutcher but I have every right as a Gransnet member to comment on a thread just as you have every right to report or ignore.

My thoughts exactly. Merlot.

I’m with you Radicalnan, if I don’t have a pocket I put dog ? bags in my bra, but as I have 2large dogs that poo a lot I have to share bags equally or I look lopsided lol!

I’m still not offended or disgusted in the least. I have decided that I must be a very vulgar person.
Maybe I watched too many ‘Carry On’ films in my youth.

I did smile 'Wobblybits'.....quite a sense of humour

There have been far ruder threads on this forum which no-one turns a hair at. I just think this is quite amusing and not at all sinister! And I am quite prudish really.

Crumbs! I find when I eat a biscuits the crumbs end up in my cleavage. It's really uncomfortable and requires a good shake out.

Maybe you should go back to the postings on 07/04 21.02, 21.04,21.13 and 21.15. This is a man who gets his kicks by using innuendos and his imagination. Just image working in an office with him.

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Oh maryelize54! If you think this sort of thread is for ‘perverts’ you really should try to get out more!

What is 'pearl clutcher'???

It’s smutty and horrible - I get out plenty thank you very much but fortunately don’t know people in RL who engage in this sort of childish rubbish.

Which is why it should be relegated to the corner - call it what you will, I’ll leave you to it. Yuk

Let’s just hope when you are out in RL you are not so quick to label people you don’t agree with as perverts, quite slanderous really.

Go back to your smutty corner and giggle.

I agree with you maryeliza and ginny - this man is offensive.
Ages ago I posted a jokey comment on a GransNet 'Olympics' thread and he came back with a very suggestive answer.
He disappeared for a long time and I hope he takes the hint and does the same again