What do you keep in your bra ????

Men of that generation have always (and still do) enjoyed a bit of mild innuendo. Think Morcambecand Wise or the two Ronnies in their song and dance routine, as well as the Carry on films. They haven't changed and it's all harmless fun - especially on an anonymous thread like this one. I know a lot of men who enjoy a bit of banter -all happily married and nothing sinister going on. What has changed is some people's response.

I am a bit confused and perhaps hesitant to ask because I am fairly new to GN - why is a male, who would not usually be called a Gran entitled to post here?
(Ducks!!!)

My DIL has a fairly ample bosom and often puts her phone there. Or did, until on holiday she jumped in the swimming pool with phone on board and swam around for half an hour before remembering it was there. Result of course - dead phone! My bosom is not so ample so I tended to put my phone in the back pocket of my jeans. Result - dead phone when I went for a wee and it dropped into the loo. Phone now only in bag!

Creepy

Sadly I don't have any letters from any of my lovers. DH wasn't a man for sending love-letters (not that I ever doubted his love) , and the rest . . . what rest?

All the letters from all my lovers – none of whom has bits that wobble.

Oh dear.... All these years I’ve believed I’m perfectly normal. I just innocently answered his question. I find the Carry On films with all their innuendos funny too. Is that perversion?

Funniest threads I have read in a while, swinging from hilarious to outraged and back again. Wondering how many more pages of postings there will be.

See what I mean? Panto jokes everywhere!!

Quit whilst you're 'in front', as it were..

This isn’t RL, we don’t know the OP which is precisely why we can answer his post in a lighthearted manner. Yes, it’s possibly more in the Leslie Phillip’s ‘well hel-lo...’ style but OP is of his time.

Apart from anything else I don’t really think discovering that we keep crumbs, mobiles, door keys, bank cards, an entire smokers’ kit and a menagerie of assorted small animals in our bras would provide any titillation (sorry!) whatsoever.

Oh dear.....there are so many panto jokes here! I’d best quit while I’m ahead.

I have tried and failed to ignore this kind of post by this individual.
I'm absolutely in agreement with maryeliza, Monica, seacliff and others who find it distasteful.

Different strokes for different folks Nanna and nowhere did I make any mention of perversion.

I would say you and I are both allowed to make our own judgements without the need to question how each other’s mind works re blemished/unblemished.

I think he just meant to set the cat among the pigeons - and it worked didn't it?

I think that is the bravest thing I have ever heard of ??

I kept my sons chilled tarantula down there until it warmed up and its legs appeared from my cleavage!

Not sure whyMerlot should be ‘surprised ‘ at people posting Agus,Like Chewbacca I’m sure that those of us who did took it at face value , and never thought about any unsavoury or perverted aspect ( a sign of our unblemished minds perhaps.....)

If that question had been posed by anyone else, it would have been fine in my opinion. There have been some interesting answers ...love the gerbil!

It's just because of the OPs rather salacious tendencies on a few other posts, that made me shy away from answering him. Best not to be encouraged I think.

Thanks merlot I can’t get the picture of the sleazy Benny Hill out of my head now!?

You may be surprised at the replies to your question Merlot as there appears to be some posters who are quite happy to answer the Op’s, to my mind, unsavoury question.

No it's NOT sense of humour by pass, Gilly1952

Would you seriously humour somebody in real life who asks you what you shove in your bra?

Somebody you don't know?

I suspect they're even fed up with him in Soop's Kitchen which is where he goes to snigger that he's been a bit naughty and needs to leave again.

Why do I have an image of Benny Hill in my head?

Oh dear! A lot of people on here have obviously “humour bypasses”.

This is the kind of thing that used to go on "in the office" in the 1950's. It would not be put up with today. The guy seems to have a problem.

Katek Chewbacca I agree