If it was free, what personal servant would you have?

I'd like a chauffeur/valet for DH. I like cooking for him as he always enjoys the food but it would be bliss to have someone to choose his clothes (he never likes anything I suggest) and dress him. Also a qualified driver to ferry him about, fix his seatbelt etc. and save me from his shouts and groans when he has to suffer my (apparently) dreadful driving.

Our DD is a masseuse so we have that one covered!

Shopper (for food) and chef. Someone who would rustle up a fish or veggie meal for me and meat for Mr C. Bliss.

Housekeeper/secretary to organise my household which is very small but sometimes defeats me; and keep my files in order. I have a bad habit of shoving things like bank statements into a drawer - after I've looked at them, of course...

I'd like a friendly woman to reorganize my wardrobe and buy all my clothes and shoes. She'd give me a casual but "with-it" look.

Cleaner without a doubt! One who could do the decorating as well!

A ruthless declutterer and a bed changer! Also Monty to cut the grass and keep it healthy.

I'm another one lucky enough to have my own personal, live-in chef. If it weren't for DH cooking I'd probably have starved to death by now or been poisoned by the much-maligned Ready Meals... I'm not too keen on cooking, there's always something I find more enjoyable to do! Still do the odd meal now and again and don't mind making puddings, but we only have them when we've got guests.

Jeeves, or Bunter.

A personal driver and a secretary to do all the "sorting out phone calls" and paperwork that take so long

I would give anything for s shopping person. I detest it from the moment I have to find a parking space, fight with the trolley, walk round the isles looking for things whilst navigating people blocking the aisles mattering to each other or just parking their trolley sideways while they footer about. I quite enjoy it though when short people ask me to get them something from top shelves. Makes me feel good for a moment or two. Then why is it, once the groceries are offloaded onto the conveyor belt, the trolley seems to have shrunk when you go to put them back in. I just hate hate hate shopping. Then I’ve got to pack and unpack into the car and lug most of it up a flight of steps. 2 weeks ago I left a bag of steak and chicken in the boot. Found it two days later. Packets about to explode. If I could get someone to do my shopping I would even clean their bathroom in return! I like cleaning toilets and bathroom. No, shopping is my idea of hell ?

I wouldn't mind doing any chores myself as long as I had a masseur to loosen up my neck and shoulders. So I am in the masseur/masseuse camp already mentioned by some above.

Mesmoptop, online shopping with one of the major food stores has saved me the weekly trial of the shop, plus no last minute ‘I must buy that and that and that’ if it isn’t on the list I don’t receive it. No queues, no driving through traffic, I think they will even deliver up stairs for you. It’s been a godsend, particularly as I can’t always drive due to Vertigo problems.

I would like a 'jack of all trades' this person would drive me where ever i wanted to go and never get lost. They would give me a foot massage or head massage when needed and be able to cook the most wonderful healthy meals that would lower my weight and keep it stable.

Someone to clear up the kitchen after cooking, to tidy up, occasionally do a deep clean, run errands eg take things to recycle or to charity shops for me, file my paperwork, arrange for various tradesmen to come and wait in for them, and all the other annoying things which I put off, but especially ironing and dusting.

I am also joining the long queue for a chef. I enjoy shopping for food but he would be organising the menus so he would be doing his own shopping. If he has time maybe he could act as chauffeur.

A hairdresser on call whenever.

My vote is for someone who would be available anytime I wanted for conversation. I could talk and be listened to,without me necessarily having to think about how it impacts on the other person. An occasional rant would be good. Hang on a sec, I’ve just realised something,GN!!

A chauffeur with a luxury car.

A personal trainer and life coach for me to get me up of my a* and motivated. Oh and I'll join the que for Monty.

Sounds as though we all need a wife

Like it, Oopsadaisy.

You've no idea how often I long for this! I desperately need a personal assistant to organise my life, my paperwork, my appointments, my car, my shopping....oh, just everything really.

DH does all household stuff and we both do our own admin and are usually on top of this. I think its a beautician/hairdresser/masseuse for me.

I was going to say "just a cleaner" but you ladies have set me off...
Chauffeur definitely - although I drive, i'm not confident and eyesight is rubbish.
Frequent clean sheets is a must.
Masseur - preferably young and dishy.
Gardner - to ao the hard work. i can then swan around and be decorative [that's a real joke, if you only saw me!]
I enjoy cooking but would like the occasional one-to-one with someone like Allegra McReady or Gordon Ramsay, or especiallially Heston [unless he's too complicated].
Don't mind food shopping.
A personal shopper for my clothes, tall, stout people are not well catered for. Ditto for people with big, wide feet...
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