The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Yukkkkkkkkkk?

Erm yeah, they were nuts Marydoll, but they'd been covered in a chocolatey yoghurt coating. I sucked the chocolatey yoghurt coating off but I didn't like the nuts, so I put them in the bowl, ready to throw to the pigeons in the yard. Didn't think anyone would want to eat nuts that I'd sucked.

Oh?Were those not nuts????

Did you eat those nuts that I left in a bowl on the bar Mary?

With food, men, women, relationships, shopping, drink, etc. etc, etc.

I have issues...

Grrrrr.....is anything safe with you around Marydoll, I mean Mars Bars, Poteen, Men etc.?

Aaaahhh were those the Mars Bars, which were stashed in the outside lav? I ate them all. Sorry!

Marydoll.....I always fancied two ton Ted from Teddington
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I shall deep fry some Mars Bars behind the bar to keep us all warm.

The snow that is about to descend on Scotland and the North this weekend....ye ken noo?

I'm practising "Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west"

Snow? Snow lemon? What snow?

Right, Sunday night it is then, hope a few more can make it here ( through the snow?!)
I will put the bunting back up and the fairy lights.??

Sunday? It's always a slow night in here on a Sunday. Although I have to be up for work the next day and so wouldn't be able drink more than a couple of bottles of gin. Marydoll doesnt have to get up to go to work though. The admiral keeps her in the lap of luxury, apparently. in fact, she's on the admiral's lap more than is good for her in my opinion

We would be distraught if you didn’t bring it Chewy
Which night shall we hold it on?
I am practising My Old Man Said Follow The Van.??

Shhh! I'm practising The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia lemon. Am I allowed to bring my kazoo?

Anyone up for Karaoke Nite soon?

Well, Meno when you drink the amount that I do in here, it all has to go somewhere!
Set ‘em up! ?????☕️???

They have been used to mop up all the verbal diarrhoea on this thread.

Lemon have you used up that industrial sized box of xxl Tena Lady that you had delivered last month? Sheesh! How have you got through 500 of them in a month!

For goodness sake I've got enough to do without clearing up after the clientele

Sorry Meno I didn’t quite make it to the gazunder in time.

Wuss!
Oh alright then,

Too late Meno ! When the Admiral and I had a "meeting" last night, he had what looked like wet rot on his leg.
Tomorrow is the big day! I can partake of alcohol again, so set 'em up Lemon. ?????
Actually, I may prefer a cuppa ☕ and?