The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

We will be waiting for you tomorrow in the Argy Meno
We have already put bunting up ( well, I say bunting, but it’s really Marydoll’s old knickers, colourful though, we keep finding them in all sorts of places, behind the bar, in the cellar etc.)
Soop has baked a cake, and we will be dressed up to the nines here in your honour.??‍♀️??

Poor Meno! ?

Laughing equals more coughing equals another trip to the loo, very mean methinks!

I certainly will Menopaws! And I'll think of you whilst doing so!

Thanks and please give fanny a stroke

Drat Menopaws, sorry you're feeling so ropey but me, and my Fanny, both wish you a very Happy Birthday for tomorrow.

And I've been signed off work tomo and it's my birthday which is always fun with cards and cake etc so really fed up, no meal out in the evening either so you Argy lot had better keep me entertained, the ruder the better!

Once fanny flu has gone its gone but Aussie flu comes back again and again, you just can't throw it off!!

Whatever it is it's testing the old pelvic floor with all this bloody coughing!

Probably MD! But there's no point in hiding my light under my bushel, is there?

You are incorrigible

Many men have said that POGS

Oh dear Meno , Fanny flu?

Is that worse than Aussie flu?

Chewy your Fanny is adorable. My hubby said he had 'Never seen anything like it'.

Well I'm in bed again and I think it's cat flu so thanks Fanny. I got some cat treats in my delivery by mistake the other day and I was going to save them for Fanny but I have a craving for them myself now

Are you SURE that’s a cat?!

I will knit her a little coat to wear when I have the time.

I dread to think Nanny

I want to know where all these bloody fleas hide. They are some cold fleas me thinks

Cute? She's scary as.. but she will keep the riffraff away, welcome fannypack

Bloody hell Chewy it even looks like you! You could have warned us.Luckily, we don’t have any carpet.

Oh yes Fanny will fit right in here ?

Meet Fanny. She's such a cutie. ? I just know you'll grow to love her cute little way of scratching the fleas from behind her ears and the way she drags her funny little bottom across the carpet.

It’s a deal!
Fanny by gaslight is now our resident moggy, we need a pic of her I think, so that all the staff and customers don’t throw her out.

I can help you out there lemon. My cat, Myfanwy (Fanny for short) is the host for our fleas. If you take Fanny as the pub cat, you'll get 110091 pets for the price of one. One cat. 110090 fleas. Bargain!