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I'm not deaf!

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kittylester Sun 17-Sept-17 19:48:03

Waitress: would you like some water?

Dh: Could you give is a little longer - I've not finished reading the menu yet!' confused

annsixty Sun 17-Sept-17 19:51:31

Well that was obviously ,would you like to order?
Isn't that clear to everyone? ?

cornergran Sun 17-Sept-17 20:47:23

Oh so familiar. You just have to laugh smile.

kittylester Sun 17-Sept-17 20:55:56

Actually. I'm still tittering!

next question-

Would you like walnut and sultana bread while you are waiting?

Dh - Cheese and sultana - that's a strange combination confused

MissAdventure Sun 17-Sept-17 21:06:40

I expect the waitress was yet another mumbler.

hildajenniJ Sun 17-Sept-17 21:20:19

grin

midgey Sun 17-Sept-17 21:55:48

I remember taking my eight year old daughter to see the ENT consultant, he said as she walked in 'How old are you today P' her reply 'Oh I am very well thanks' told him all he wanted to know! Just wish it was as simple for me!