Statements never likely to be said.

What a lot of sensible, interesting programmes are on TV these days.

Theresa May really should wear pink more often!

trisher -

And today the Duchess of Cambridge is wearing a striking outfit she picked up at Primark.

The Daily Mail editorial says we should cancel brexit -everyone knows we're better off being in the EU.

Coo, a 'soap' wedding, divorce, car-crash, natural disaster - what rare and innovative work from the writers!

This size 14 is too big - do you have it in a size 12?

and not a bit like the Queen Mother

Are you looking for a size 10 or 12 madam.

You look lovely wearing a hat.

The sun is shining, it's a lovely day, but I must catch up on the housework.

Dear, please do not fret about my the dog digging in the garden. Your beautiful, now ruined Mandevilla will look well again next year soon.

This morning I will do my ironing & clean the oven now that's optimistic.

"I've done everything on my To Do List"

The British economy is so well managed that we can afford to give pensioners a pension they can live on....

No thank you, I don't drink wine.

No thanks I won't have any chocolate, have you got a stick of celery ?

I know exactly where the back doors keys have been put.

DH - let's try some different meals and not always have potatoes with everything

Me - I have woken up bursting with energy and won't need to rest at all today - AS IF.

Today I will clear all the junk from my garage

Isn't it wonderful how we gransnetters all agree with each other on the politics threads.

I am SO glad British Gas has made so much profit (again).

I'll take the dog for a walk darling, you stay here and watch University Challenge.

Some of the assistants in our local Tesco are very helpful with packing.
Just fumble and sigh a bit more 5boysnan

In a supermarket - would you like me to pack for you. No one seems to help now we take our own carriers. instead they just sit and watch me fumble about trying to hurry and getting nowhere fast. Is it only me ...

You take charge of the tv remote dear ( DH)