Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

Oh ok I obviously can't convince you I have drunk it all, I'll fish it out of the ancient high up cistern in that old outside toilet that never gets used......ONLY if you let me join your party and introduce me to a fit young sailor

Ssshhhhhhhh! Marydoll ! Leave her sleeping. I've already relieved her of her handbag, watch, coat, earrings and designer shoes. If I can just get my finger up her nostril, I'll have her gold nose stud too! creeps quietly out of the bar, dragging MD

Oh Meno, waken up! We need to know where the booze is. We have a bus party of sailors coming in later. They are on home on leave, after 6 months on a desert island.?️ They just want to have fun.??????

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sunk to new levels of meanness! GIVE ME THE RUM!

The puddy russers pum is safe and sound zzzzzzzz

who? Tell me who? Who has the ruddy pussers rum?

Damn

Ah ha! A CLUE!!!

No no he's too short to reach, you are not even warm!

Meno, I think you may have underestimated us. .
We roped "Big" Jim into helping us.

Bloody hell you lot, I despair, but if you think I only have one stash you are sorely mistaken!! Ha ha

Surprise surprise!

Oh, I have bad news about the stash.......

My sneaky stash in the cellar if u ask nicely

What kind of bar is this? The manager sups all the rum! So? What is there to drink?

Nope all gone sorry

have you been at the pussers rum again Menopaws ? If so, pass it along!

Ladies navels, bosons and bristols, it's all very suspicious!

NOOOOOOOO! Big Jim is mine, I tell you. Keep your clammy mitts off him roses! If you go near Big Jim, I'll put a ferret in the Admiral's trousers that should keep him occupied for an hour or so.

Well, am sorry.....perhaps we could share? I will have your Big Jim on Saturdays and you can have the Admiral on Sunday?

How could you be so cruel? ?

He shows everybody his credentials Mary but as he only likes blondes ( gentlemen prefer them ) I am in there!

As he looks very like Russel Crowe did ten years ago, I am really looking forward to the bunk inspection.

..But he showed me his " credentials"!