Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

Yes, me too, although we need new blood in here to run things, am exhausted as have been not only doing the cleaning, manning the bar,checking the cellar etc but keeping George Clooney’s white shirts ( he has many) washed and pressed.He came free with the gleaming new coffee machine, but claims it was only for an hour not forever and keeps demanding that the handcuffs be
removed! I am only keeping him safe from Menopaws
It’s for his own good ( and the good of the profits, we are selling so much coffee it’s unbelievable.)

lol! So glad the Argy is back up and running!

What about me? I see that each time I look in a mirror!

Bloody hell, I'll never get to sleep now with that image in my head!

And here she is.....

Mary the Mangler.

Wary Mary, no doesn't sound hard enough

Hairy Mary
Oops wrong thread?Thought I was on that "Change a letter thread"

Scary Mary?

That would liven up the Argy, should they have fighting names?

We could sell tickets! And popcorn! And how about we grease up Marydoll and Eglantine like they do in WWL bouts? We could make a fortune!

This is better than the wrestling

lol! You devil Menopaws!

Fight fight fight!

Oh yes you would Marydoll! Given half a chance! Big Jim used to be known as Giant Jim before you snaffled him. shadow of his former self, poor chap

You hussy! I would never behave like that?

Me and the ninth battalion of the Royal Fusiliers are off to bed.......

Did someone mention an army barge? Does that mean that there will be men in uniform? Big Jim can look after himself and his string vest.

the army barge has a certain ring to it Eglantine! Now that lemon has painted this place in citric green and yellow, maybe we could decamp to the camouflage colours of the Army Barge. (Have you had a dust up with Marydoll yet? She gets so protective of Big Jim. Don't know why because he wears a stained string vest and burps a lot)

Actually, Egg I'm a gentle soul who steers clear of the more robust posts and posters on GN. However, when someone tries to steal MY man, I will take on the world. After a few sherbets, that is.

Or army barge. There might be better talent on there....

Damn! Argy bargy.

Oh yeh, you and whose army Now the army barge lives up to its name! (retreats under table)

shit about to hit the fan

Eglantine, you don't know who I am? How very dare you imply I'm a nobody? I'll have you know I am a FOUNDER member of the Argy. Big Jim is mine and will stay mine, go anywhere near him and I will set Germoline on you.