When we are Brexited.....

Lacrosse sounds suspiciously French to me Galen
My DD played lacrosse.
I 'played' hockey

Trisher hockey?
We played lacrosse!
Only just found this thread and I love it!
The Matron at my boarding school made us wear vests and a pair of thick knickers with cotton liners ' to stop us getting a chill in our kidneys!'
The liberty bodices were optional, but the grey lisle stockings were complulsiory

Trisher you haven't been in Alderney when the fog descends

42C in the Mediterranean today! I think the jetstream has already Brexited.

No more promises from Monty Don about Mediterranean summers - today we have Post-Brexit weather so it has started already. Grey, dark, miserable with the promise of heavy rain. Just how the British like it so that we can grumble about it

If the British weather defeated Julius Caesar then surely it will keep all those pesky furriners out these days?

The homelessness problem will be solved. They can all start wandering the country offering their services as farm labourers, and will be in great demand from the sounds of it!
I hope we get Onion Johnnies on bikes (just to show no hard feelings), I only ever saw one of those.

Tyneside- if we make the Border Hadrian's Wall I'll be in Scotland! So I won't have to Brexit.

Of course! All of England and Wales anyway - Scotland of course would depend on whether they stayed in the UK. How far up are you trisher?!

Could the weather improve up here if we did that? the Channel Islands =sun!

I found out yesterday that Jersey voted for Brexit so that the rest of Britain will join them again. I'd forgotten that the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man didn't quite join Europe. Perhaps we could join them and have Jersey's special status. Britain could become a Channel Island.

The donkeys are already in training.

We will fight on Ventnor Sands
I have my bucket and spade ready

Never! We will not surrender one square inch of British soil! We will fight them on.... ( Oh sorry got carried away there !)

Hang on, the Isle of Wight will be French soon!!

Hang on if you're North Britain what will that make us? The Midlands? I know that The Border used to be called the Debatable Lands . Are we going back to that?

It'll be lovely to find myself living in North Britain, instead of Scotland.

As long as it's not you pickled in prosecco. (or any other sparkling wine)

I will have to pickle my own courgettes

I may miss prossecco prosseco prosecco prosecko though

There are lots of vines being planted around here, maybe there are plans to be self sufficient in wine.....olives could be a bit more tricky though. I assume we could make our own gherkins? Are they small pickled courgettes? really tiny ones? Or cucumbers? Shocking ignorance of pickles here I am afraid.

Ah, you've got me there, Trisher!

Hang on isn't queuing essentially British? Chairs will be nice though!

I presume that we won't have to queue so long in supermarkets any more? And chairs to plonk ourselves on while waiting to be served. Ah, I can't wait - for the plonk bit, anyway

There'll be Australian and Chilean and South African and..... Oh hell we aren't real going to miss that EU stuff are we?

Will we still be able to import Australian wine?
We usually drink Australian, feeling happy after half a bottle this evening.
Wally is alive and well and running round on his four legs.
Not sure where he is though