How much will it cost to leave the EU?

I've got a hideous old jug of DMIL's that I've kept because I thought it might be worth something. I've just found one like it for sale on ebay for three quid (with less crazing and no bids). I reckon the Frenchies'll like it because it says Bonjour M'sieur le Marquis under the plug ugly picture on the side. Shall we throw that in the pot? It's from Staffordshire but they might think it's a bit of French history we're returning.

I'll be the one on shore laughing my head off !

Could you take my DH H along chewy pleeeeease ?

Not sure about Bercow, he's a bit of a self-serving bar steward...

Missed your offer of old coins and green shield stamps chewy could you dig them out ? I have quite a few Morrisons "and more" points and a sparks card ( whatever the hell they're for) oh and some advantage points on a Boots card .

I'm taking John Berrow as the ships boy. And Ed Balls as bosun. And Ellen Mccarthy so we get to where we're going. And a large box of tissues for when she gets a bit emotional.

In which case you would bump into France

Jeez imagine seeing that mug heading for your shores ? Brilliant idea * Ana*!

And the megaphone could announce our arrival

The lady is not for turning !

Especially if we have her as a figurehead at the prow of the boat ship!

We can paint a handbag on the side then they'll know we mean business !

What about Mrs Thatcher ?

They'll poop their pants if they see that heading for them !

Chewbacca, cometh the hour, cometh the woman. You'll have no trouble finding a crew. I hear you've plenty of sailor boys over at the Argy Bargy.

Maybe needs to have a scary name ( scratching head)

Yes I heard that ww brilliant ! I didn't have the Swedes down for having a GSOH !

Aye aye Captain . (Saluting emoticon) .

Your ship, your rules ...

Oh. On second thoughts I think that name is taken ? Didn't they call the little sub thingy that ?

Swedes have a train " Trainy McTrain Face"

Hm...doesn't sound very warlike, does it? Not sure the EU would be impressed!

Can I name the ship Boaty McBoatface or is that passe?

Do we have any warships these days ? Or is it the planes we haven't got ? Or shells?

What else could we use as ammo?

Sorry chewy your name is top of the list now . Your gonna be the captain .. now it's up to you to find a crew !

I won't have to fight or anything will I? regretting volunteering now

Excellent choice!!!!

Me!

Well, I think we should take a firm hand and send a Warship!!! The EU would clearly be so terrified that they would beg, maybe even pay us to go. Any suggestions for a crew would be appreciated!!

gillybob