Hi Ruby. Sorry to hear they've extended your sentence ?. Here is a joke (which you have probably heard). A young doctor was asked to give a talk to a local women's group on marital relations. He was embarrassed to tell his wife what the talk was about, so he told her it was about his sailing experiences. The day after the talk, one of the ladies met the doctors wife and said "we so enjoyed your husband's talk. He really knows his subject doesn't he?" "Really?" said the doctor's wife. "He's only done it twice; the first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off!"
Royal Mail threatens to stop deliverys over dog attacks
Someone needs to go back to Junior School himself.

for you.
