Funny words children invent

My daughter used to call Dr Who Dr Hoover.

"Feel-ups" - how you feel when you have just woken up. As in "I've got the feel-ups."

When my daughter was little we always took an 'under Bella' when it rained.

Whenever there was an unpleasant smell in the air, her GF would say, Phew, Eau de Cologne. At the zoo an elephant created quite a smell and a little voice chirped up, Phew! Oggly collogogly.

Sorry Swanny I didn't notice the blue

My daughter used to say Hostiple and 40 years later we are still saying it

When I was little i used to call the radio The Meemic (music) because you couls hear music on it. My grandparents' TV was the Man Meemic because you could see the man and hear the music. A dog was a Bow wow and a cat was a Meow - but a pekinese was a Meeow Bow wow

Many years ago when Sarah Kennedy was on the Radio Two breakfast slot she told a story where a little girl swore using the word Bumocks. This was adopted in our family and has been in use ever since.

DGD recently told me that I have 'gimassive' ears.

DS2 called the TV 'the paycoo' because he watched Playschool on it. He called the car the 'taptin' because we used to say 'let'get you strapped in'.

My daughter had heard "bunny stairs" for bannisters and used it for quite a while.
My son used Amiloos for animals until he got it right.

DGS1 Had "oblibs" for olives.

Skelelators were more fun than escalators and pointing excitedly to the sky to spot mairmalanes was pretty good too!

Toddler GS accidentally landed on a painful part of his DF who explained the problem. GS solemnly told everyone that he mustn't jump on Daddy's besticles!

Love the 'strangled eggs'

One of my daughters always referred to eyebrows as 'eyesprouts'
Quite apt if you think about it.

When DGD was aged two, she used to greet people with "Hello, body one!".
(Combining everybody and everyone!)

I think every family has huggles these days.

The link is in the 'this' - last sentence of Swanny's post.

Our family have huggles too.
I guess there's a missing link ?