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I am contemplating ways to kill Grampy...... input welcome !!

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Christinefrance Tue 10-Jan-17 17:00:27

I will come round and cook him a meal, that will definitely do it grin

aggie Tue 10-Jan-17 16:57:38

Starve him , no supper !!

Lona Tue 10-Jan-17 16:55:02

Ooh definitely under the car with your eyes closed then you " never saw him"! ?
If not, then a trip at the top of the stairs but do film it on your phone so you can put it on social media afterwards.?

f77ms Tue 10-Jan-17 16:54:21

My Mum threatened my Father with marbles on the stairs , she thought no one would find out as she could blame the kids !

NanaandGrampy Tue 10-Jan-17 16:51:02

Today, we were watching Lorraine and one of the Loose Women was on ( I forget her name) talking about divorce and not wasting your life.

I cant remember exactly what I said - something like 'I can't bear this whining woman, turn it off if you're not watching'?

To which Grampy replied ' You've gotten bitter since you turned 60 , you can have your point of view but I don't have to hear it !'

When I told him I was hurt ( I'm almost positive I'm not bitter about anything or anyone and certainly not since my birthday ) he laughed. Waited a touch too long and then said 'sorry'.

Not on his knees !

Not sorry at all .....

I have decided after 40 years if a) he has not learned to tune me out
or
b) I cant say what I like without fear of favour to him

he has to go !

Choices available to me :

Under the patio
Under the car
A 'trip' down the stairs
Drain cleaner in his dinner.

Any advice gratefully received !!