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Christmas jokes

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Anya Thu 15-Dec-16 16:43:09

So far you're in the lead NanKate ....but I think you've amalgamated Blitzen and Vixen [tchgrn] so in the spirit of Christmas we'll call that 4!!

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Ana Thu 15-Dec-16 16:41:36

Dancer and Prancer?

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NanKate Thu 15-Dec-16 16:39:06

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.

Rudolph, Donna, Blixen, there's 3 Anya

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Luckygirl Thu 15-Dec-16 12:17:15

Oh come on Juney - don't leave us in suspense!! grin

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Anya Thu 15-Dec-16 12:14:39

Not strictly a joke but can anyone name the ten reindeers named in either songs or poems?

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Juney64 Thu 15-Dec-16 11:48:22

I'd best not post mine - s'abit rudey.

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JackyB Thu 15-Dec-16 11:46:32

Anyone telling a Christmas joke should always start:

"This one will sleigh you..."

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Oldgreymare Thu 15-Dec-16 09:34:06

What did Adam say to Eve on 24th December?

It's Christmas Eve!

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DaphneBroon Thu 15-Dec-16 09:00:53

Nazareth 2000 years ago

Mary: Did you lock the door?
Joseph: YES
Mary: Did you book the hotel?
Joseph: IT'LL BE FINE, GET ON THE DONKEY

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